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ba ba da da i need help with my girlfriend
IronOxide:
Fuck you Joe, Pokemon are awesome.
Also, my spellcheck recognizes the word "Pokemon". I feel like my generation has made great strides into the english lexicon.
jhocking:
I didn't really mean that, I don't hate Pokemon. My anger was simply riled up by someone making a mistake about Kirby.
bbqrocks:
I ain't read this thread, or at least most of it, and I know it is a joke right now, but no one has posted a decent long reply yet, so here it is. I am 14 (almost 15), so we're pretty much in the same boat here, well, kinda.
--- Quote ---I would like it noted that I was an excellent typist and speller at the age of fourteen. This was primarily the result of the fact that I did not have a girlfriend and had plenty of time to practice.
--- End quote ---
Before I begin what I have to say, I would like to say I am (for my age group and a couple of years older) an excellent typist and speller. This is also mainly due to the fact that I haven't had a girlfriend for two years. However, most of this typing prowess came along trying to get a girlfriend for 2 years.
I was in a relationship like this 2 years ago. It kind of ended badly. We never talked in real life, never really made out or much, I got too clingy, she dumped me and I went into a pretty depressive state (for a 12 year old). The fact that she then started dating a pretty-much-lowlife and became a fairly large slut didn't help. My advice for this is, try your absolute hardest that you ever can to talk to her about stuff whenever you are around each other. You're going out, so I assume you know each other's interests. If you have some in common, try and connect with her through that, spark up a conversation (I've known this to win over the affection of a girl better than all the posturing and flirting anyone can do). If you don't have anything in common, or much at all, you need to find out hers and try and connect with them. For example, if she's into music, listen to some of the music she likes. If she's into sport, try some sport or at least read up and become knowledgable about it. But the major thing is, do it in moderation. If you do it too much, or hang around with here too much, the she'll become annoyed and start thinking you're a bit clingy. Try and be ultra-receptive to her emotions and know when she wants you around and when she doesn't. If, after all this, you still aren't connecting and talking, then dump her (no matter how painful it is for you), because it just ain't gonna work out.
jhocking:
--- Quote from: 0bsessions on 19 Aug 2008, 13:56 ---My girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm mean. Seriously, the fuck is her problem?
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She's probably a lesbian. You're better off man, go find some hookers.
jhocking:
"slut" is a noun
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