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Hanners?
« on: 25 Aug 2008, 07:07 »

Hey, does anybody else feel like Hanners is gonna come out? :-o I was wondering.
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #1 on: 25 Aug 2008, 09:21 »

Even if she's gay, I can't imagine her having sex with anyone. At least not until she gets back on her meds.

Anyway, I kinda doubt it, considering that she's had fantasies about Mr. Clean and Indiana Jones. What I'd LIKE to see is a somewhat more normal Hanners with a proper job. Then we can worry about the relationship factor. Although Hanners/Amir would be an interesting pairing... we haven't seen the band in awhile.
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #2 on: 25 Aug 2008, 10:18 »

Oh yeah, I remember the whole Indiana thing.
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #3 on: 25 Aug 2008, 15:17 »

And Adrian Monk!
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #4 on: 08 Jun 2009, 21:49 »

Wait, isn't Hanners into Marten?

I mean, she stalked him for weeks before meeting him, lurked after him in a men's restroom and agreed to play in a band with him just to spend time with him.
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« Reply #5 on: 08 Jun 2009, 22:35 »

That was the ladies's room.
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« Reply #6 on: 08 Jun 2009, 23:15 »

Wait, isn't Hanners into Marten?

I mean, she stalked him for weeks before meeting him, lurked after him in a men's restroom and agreed to play in a band with him just to spend time with him.
I kinda got the impression she just wanted some friends.
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« Reply #7 on: 09 Jun 2009, 03:14 »

Just because you want something really bad doesn't mean it'll come true.
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #8 on: 09 Jun 2009, 09:01 »

It's nice to see Hanners expand her social circle... and interests.
Anyway, a girl reading yaoi doesn't make her gay.
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #9 on: 09 Jun 2009, 09:12 »

Here's a question: why is Hanners touching Marten coat?
shouldn't she freak out?
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #10 on: 09 Jun 2009, 09:22 »

Here's a question: why is Hanners touching Marten coat?
shouldn't she freak out?
I was wondering the same thing.
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #11 on: 09 Jun 2009, 13:14 »

Told ya, she's into Marten.
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #12 on: 09 Jun 2009, 13:15 »

She's in control there, and she'd not actually making contact with Marten. I can see that being different.
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« Reply #13 on: 09 Jun 2009, 18:20 »

Hanners in a relationship?  That's a tough one.  I posed a Hanners/Marten coupling a while back and in all honesty, all signs point to "Not Likely".

Agreed that Hanners seems to be a little less obsessive than before (I mean, she braved Marigold's mess, albeit in a (probably military or higher grade, courtesy Dear Daddy) bio suit), but I don't see her as freaked by things as usual, and it's become at least somewhat apparent that she's managing to get more sleep than before (Note the lack of bags under her eyes).

But, to come out?  I am not sure which would freak her our more... Semen or Vaginal juices coupled with what she obviously knows of the femal menstrual cycle?  That's a tough debate to be sure.

If Hanners were to get into a relationship, it's going to be purely platonic at best with as minimal physical contact as possible and Amir... He's not going to fit that bill. ~LOL~

QC is almost akin to Tenchi Muyo to me.  With Tenchi played by Marten, of course.  I mean, he's managed to gravitate a lot of women around him that probably wouldn't normally socialize, but there they are because of one guy caught in the middle of it.  The rest of the casting is pictured in my head pretty well, but you all can do your own mental casting here.

Bottom line: Hanners is probably perfectly happy with just having friends that accept her for who she is and is enjoying the social scene as it is, because it does make her comfortable and keeps her mind off of the obsessions that still undoubtedly hound her inner mind (but, to a much lesser extent).  So, no relationship for her, at least for now.

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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #14 on: 09 Jun 2009, 20:06 »

Funny you should mention Tenchi Muyo: in strip number 77, Marten says his life feels like a Tenchi Muyo episode.

Definitely, Hannelore is doing better. Before we met her, she was compulsively alphabetizing the magazines in Dr. Buenvenida's office.
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #15 on: 09 Jun 2009, 20:17 »

hey um... weren't we told not to ship anymore?
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« Reply #16 on: 09 Jun 2009, 20:28 »

I see no shippers.   
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« Reply #17 on: 09 Jun 2009, 22:47 »

Yup.  No shippers, just an interesting discussion about our favorite OCD girl


Actually, Hanners coming out would be quite interesting - and quite a curve ball from Jeph if he did it.

It certainly would make her interactions with the resident - so far - Lesbian Tai more interesting and somewhat fun as she either tries to hit on her or set her up with one of her friends.  It could also lead to a reappearance of Faye's sister with Faye deciding Hanners needed to talk to a more stable and mature Lesbian rather than scattergun Tai.

And watching Hanners reactions to it all would definitely be worth the view.  Of course she could surprise us all and wind up with Marigold, or some other as yet to be introduced character.  She could even wind up with Faye's sister!!!
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #18 on: 10 Jun 2009, 07:25 »

 It wouldn't really make much sense. Hannelore has fantasies about guys, likes sexy firemen, and enjoys yaoi. If you like men, it means that you are probably not a lesbian. You could be bisexual, but lesbians do not normally find men sexually attractive! Funny how that works.
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #19 on: 10 Jun 2009, 09:32 »

hey, did the cast stop calling her Hanners?  Why?
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« Reply #20 on: 10 Jun 2009, 09:34 »

No. Because it's a nickname and normal people use nicknames interchangeably with real names.
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« Reply #21 on: 10 Jun 2009, 13:38 »

It could also lead to a reappearance of Faye's sister with Faye deciding Hanners needed to talk to a more stable and mature Lesbian rather than scattergun Tai.

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« Reply #22 on: 10 Jun 2009, 13:59 »

  One problem with your lesbian theory: Hanners doesn't seem that fond of vaginas. (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1395).

  Also, like posters have earlier stated, she likes yaoi, which is a pretty strong indicator that's she's heterosexual (albeit afraid of engaging in intercourse).  Anyway, it's kind of creepy to speculate about Hanners' relationships since she's the woobie of the gang.
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #23 on: 10 Jun 2009, 21:24 »

Hey it's just speculation.  Whether she's gay, straight or bi in the end is up to Jeph.  Though ya gotta admit having her bi would certainly be an interesting prospect.  Think about it - a bi OCD suffering Hanners who fears sexual intimacy - The humour Jeph could milk outta that boggles the mind - Its a years worth of updates at least!!!   :D  ;)
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« Reply #24 on: 11 Jun 2009, 02:35 »

I'm still thinking Hanners should get that bot her father gave her back and upload Winslow in it...

Or make a female bot and upload Momo in it.
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« Reply #25 on: 11 Jun 2009, 03:40 »

Unfortunately, that can't happen because Momo-tan uses a proprietary Sony data transfer interface that isn't compatible with most other Anthro-PC units, despite there already being a perfectly sensible ISO standard available.
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« Reply #26 on: 11 Jun 2009, 08:33 »

Unfortunately, that can't happen because Momo-tan uses a proprietary Sony data transfer interface that isn't compatible with most other Anthro-PC units, despite there already being a perfectly sensible ISO standard available.

  Damn.  :-o

  @Kugai: If Jeph made Hanners bi then that would make Faye the tolken straight girl, and we could never have that.
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Re: Hanners?
« Reply #27 on: 11 Jun 2009, 14:38 »

Hmm i think Hanners has a thing (though small) for marten.  Though she wont act on it.  I think she feels comfortable/safe with him, almost like a big brother.  But never a hookup.

Based on her relationship with Tai and how easily she got freaked out by Tai, I dont see Hanners becoming a lesbian.

and I guess its sad to say but I have no idea what yaoi is  :|  and something tells me I shouldnt find out.
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« Reply #28 on: 11 Jun 2009, 16:17 »

  @Kugai: If Jeph made Hanners bi then that would make Faye the tolken straight girl, and we could never have that.

Faye's an artist, not a British author.  She'd be the token straight girl.
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« Reply #29 on: 11 Jun 2009, 16:52 »

  @Kugai: If Jeph made Hanners bi then that would make Faye the tolken straight girl, and we could never have that.

Faye's an artist, not a British author.  She'd be the token straight girl.

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« Reply #30 on: 11 Jun 2009, 17:11 »

In other words, yaoi men are men so feminine that even other men want to bone them.
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« Reply #31 on: 11 Jun 2009, 17:55 »

 :-o say what?! um wow, thats uhh.  Yeah I am glad I didnt google that.  My feeble little mind would shatter into a million pieces and fall out of my head only to be feasted on by dust mites.
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« Reply #32 on: 11 Jun 2009, 18:42 »

@Kugai: If Jeph made Hanners bi then that would make Faye the tolken straight girl, and we could never have that.

Actually, having her go bi would then mean we'd have a representative from just about all genres in the comic   :D
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« Reply #33 on: 11 Jun 2009, 20:00 »

but who was asexual?
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« Reply #34 on: 11 Jun 2009, 20:40 »

  I vote having Hanners turn asexual just for the sake of representing all of the sexual orientations (since Dora's already bi).  If Jeph doesn't do this then he is incredibly prejudiced.
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« Reply #35 on: 11 Jun 2009, 21:31 »

:-o say what?! um wow, thats uhh.  Yeah I am glad I didnt google that.  My feeble little mind would shatter into a million pieces and fall out of my head only to be feasted on by dust mites.

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« Reply #36 on: 11 Jun 2009, 22:39 »

  I vote having Hanners turn asexual just for the sake of representing all of the sexual orientations (since Dora's already bi).  If Jeph doesn't do this then he is incredibly prejudiced.
Do you realize how rare asexuality is? I think this comic is racist because it doesn't have any maori.
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« Reply #37 on: 12 Jun 2009, 02:09 »

hanners is a diaper fur
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« Reply #38 on: 12 Jun 2009, 02:17 »

Jeph, for the love of everything holy, please do not taunt Rule 34. Or Rule 35. No good can come of it. :-o
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« Reply #39 on: 12 Jun 2009, 09:05 »

I checked on 4chan and fchan but they didn't have it. Time to 35!
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« Reply #40 on: 12 Jun 2009, 10:06 »

I checked on 4chan and fchan but they didn't have it. Time to 35!
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« Reply #41 on: 12 Jun 2009, 10:30 »

I checked on 4chan and fchan but they didn't have it. Time to 35!
http://rule34.paheal.net/

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« Reply #42 on: 12 Jun 2009, 11:58 »

I checked on 4chan and fchan but they didn't have it. Time to 35!
http://rule34.paheal.net/
didn't have it either
Well, no daiper, but a total of 9 pics with Hanners in it can be found on Paheal.
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« Reply #43 on: 12 Jun 2009, 12:55 »

  I vote having Hanners turn asexual just for the sake of representing all of the sexual orientations (since Dora's already bi).  If Jeph doesn't do this then he is incredibly prejudiced.
Do you realize how rare asexuality is? I think this comic is racist because it doesn't have any maori.

 Yep. :)  In fact, only 1% of people are said to be asexual, but don't be a hatin' on minorities.

  Also, I wonder how Jeph feels that people pervs are editing his comics in order to showcase his charactesr naked.  I also wonder how he feels about the fact that some of those people pervs whack off to that.

 
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« Reply #44 on: 12 Jun 2009, 13:12 »

I'm sure he's aware of it. It's inevitable.

"If it exists, there will be porn of it".

I remember that being referenced somewhere.
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« Reply #45 on: 14 Jun 2009, 08:50 »

hanners is a diaper fur

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« Reply #46 on: 14 Jun 2009, 18:15 »

"Quantum Fetish Mechanics", from #715.
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« Reply #47 on: 14 Jun 2009, 20:10 »

I checked on 4chan and fchan but they didn't have it. Time to 35!
http://rule34.paheal.net/
didn't have it either
Well, no daiper, but a total of 9 pics with Hanners in it can be found on Paheal.


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« Reply #48 on: 15 Jun 2009, 02:22 »

I checked on 4chan and fchan but they didn't have it. Time to 35!
http://rule34.paheal.net/
didn't have it either
Well, no daiper, but a total of 9 pics with Hanners in it can be found on Paheal.
Stop being lazy and do it yourself. Thumbs might be down, but just look for the name Hannelore in the Alt Text.


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« Reply #49 on: 15 Jun 2009, 04:10 »

You guys are weird. Why would you want that?
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