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What was the funniest thing anyone's ever said to you?
Social Bacon:
He's right you know.
imagist42:
That is why solipsism is fail. Clearly there's enough consistency between individuals' perceptions that it doesn't matter if they are, in fact, different.
Jace:
In our gaming group, we were going to a city called Ba-sing Sey (I think thats how you spell it, how the hell should I know?)
And of course, this city has giant walls. So, I said the only logical thing.
"Lets just walk in"
My friend Jeremy looked at me in the most serious face ever and said "One does not just walk into Ba-sing Sey"
5 minutes of laughter commenced. We thought it was funny. I'm sure you won't.
Inlander:
So that was just a city in your game? It'd be funnier if you said that when you were actually going to a real live walled city, like Tallinn in Estonia or Visby in Sweden.
Eli:
I think a lot of times one just has to be there to find something funny, but to contribute:
Marshall: Haha.
Ugh.
My own mother drew nudes...
:|
Elizabeth: ...
Marshall: I was like, "Mom. Eww!" And she was like, "The human body is beautiful!"
Hippies.
Elizabeth: Yeah. That's exactly why people have sex in the dark. ;)
Marshall: Haha.
Having sex in the dark might be hard...
What if you tripped and fell? It'd hurt and stuff. Like, "Oh hey, I'm going to go have sex. Ow! That hurt!"
No wonder so many old people die having sex... they're sensitive to falls as it is and the trip over some chia pet or something and... s'all she wrote.
Elizabeth: Haha.
Marshall: Oh yeah, they blame it on strokes and heart failure.
Uh-uh.
We all know it's the chia pets!!
Elizabeth: Haha. I don't think most people get up and walk around during sex, love. ;)
Marshall: Well you have to walk from the light switch to the bed!
There are bound to be chia pets in the way!
Edit: This isn't the funniest thing anyone's ever said to me, just a funny thing said to me.
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