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What was the funniest thing anyone's ever said to you?
onewheelwizzard:
The funniest thing that anyone ever said to me was not said by a person, but rather by a TV, and it was not said to me but rather to a friend of mine while I was in the room.
It was "Do you have feelings of sexual attraction towards your friend Joe?"
To put this in its absurd, absurd context, we were both shrooming our heads completely apart, the TV had just turned on entirely spontaneously and without any input from either of us (we figured out later that it had been TiVo's fault), and the first image the TV showed, as it asked this question, was a massive marquis proclaiming it to be "The Moment of Truth."
So picture yourself ... hanging out with one of your best friends, in the middle of enjoying some overwhelmingly good drugs, you're both entirely psychologically vulnerable, your heads are too goofy for either of you to form a complete sentence without serious effort, and without even the slightest warning, the TV in the room switches on, declares a "Moment of Truth," and asks your friend if they want to have sex with you.
Fucking classic.
Scandanavian War Machine:
that's fucking amazing
sean:
I remember the post where you talked about that whole trip.
That was an even greater post!
Jimmy the Squid:
--- Quote from: Cartilage Head on 06 Sep 2008, 07:18 --- Have you guys ever heard of making a fire outside of the tent, Jimmy?
--- End quote ---
Fire-ban dude. It's kind of illegal to start a fire almost anywhere here.
jhocking:
So to skirt the law you lit a fire inside your tent? Good thinking.
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