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Pick-Up Line Thread

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Beast:
I want to do a jihad on your pussy.

Melodic:
It was discussed, and I don't think I like that idea at all. I get bad images of dynamite-strapped erections.

Anyways, I like my "Hello, I care about your feelings and will go down on you if you reciprocate accordingly."

octodexy:
I often wonder if this is effective.

"I promise I won't call you back, but you'll be glad, it's cool."

Vidya:
"I have Parkinson's disease so you never have to worry about me stopping before you cum."

Tom:
THE DOOR IS CLOSED I JUST LOCK IT, I PUT MY WALLPLUG IN YOUR SOCKET

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