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Pick-Up Line Thread

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Storm Rider:
Two great pickup lines from that video:

"My blue jeans is tight, so onto my love rocket climb"
"Hey there love crusader, I want to be your space invader"

Tom:
The whole little guide-book that it's part of is incredibly hilarious. God, I love Santo Cilauro

20 jazz funk greats:
worst pick-up line award goes to: "i'm not trying to hit on you", followed by this really awkward up-and-down-glancy thing that indicates otherwise.
wtf. YOUR REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, IT DOES NOT WORK ON ME.

this probably would if i was single though:
you're so hot, you're making me sexist.  flight of the conchords references are clearly the way to my heart.

McTaggart:
you're so beautiful
you could be a part time model
(but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job)

[the best part of not buying that album is that whenever I hear one of the songs it is still just amazing rather than just old hat]

DonInKansas:
BOOBIES!!

Chicks dig it.

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