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Pick-Up Line Thread

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Nomicakes:
I give head if you do.

Scandanavian War Machine:
"Hi, i'm not very good at talking to strangers so do you just want to makeout instead?"

or

"I'm old enough to buy beer."


Those two have, in my experience, worked at least once.

Ballard:
That first one, if pulled off properly (by the right person, with the right person, in the right situation) has the potential to be super cute and effective.

Boro_Bandito:
And if pulled off improperly (by the wrong person, with the wrong person, in the wrong situation) has the potential to be devastating and included the chance of involving the police. Mine's more likely.

bob, just bob:
this one actually worked for me at a party it was ridiculous.

"he, so I assigned all the girls in the room a number between 1-20 based on how hot they are then I rolled a D20 to see which one I was gonna hit on tonight... I rolled a 20"

she couldn't stop laughing, I was just glad she got the nerd reference, too many girls don't know what a D20 is.

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