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Pick-Up Line Thread

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Stryc9Fuego:
Then you know that the [Natural 20] made her a critical hit.

I've got another horrible pick-up line: "Here, drink this: it'll make me funnier."

Jace:
Ahh, I figured that's what you were doing there. Niiiice.

LittleKey:

--- Quote from: tommydski on 19 Jul 2006, 17:40 ---my friend verity claims i once used the line "i bet i'd like your underwear" on a friend of hers while circus drunk.

it tickled her so much she even put it in a song.

--- End quote ---
Taken from the other really old pickup line thread.  I just really like this one hahaha.

And my contribution... "I find you very attractive, and I'd like to get to know you." The simple stuff works the best, either the girl rejects you or she appreciates the sincerity and yeah, icebreaker. and speaking of that, i also like all the ones talking about penguins and stuff breaking the ice.

Also, I really want to bring back that older thread mentioned a few posts down on the first page, because it's hilarious and has some good lines in it. But i'd probably get chewed out so I won't.

onewheelwizzard:

--- Quote from: LittleKey on 09 Oct 2008, 23:57 ---And my contribution... "I find you very attractive, and I'd like to get to know you." The simple stuff works the best, either the girl rejects you or she appreciates the sincerity

--- End quote ---

Winner.

Ozymandias:
I guess that works.

If you're gay.

And you're hitting on a gay man.

With little umbrellas in a fruity little drink.

And a pink tutu.

Fags.

("I want to put my little umbrella in your fruity drink" does not work, I bet.)

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