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Pick-Up Line Thread

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Ozymandias:
I'm just saying, stop being so megagay.

onewheelwizzard:
"I'm attracted to you and I want to get to know you better" certainly worked the one time I used it to pick up a guy.

Liz:
That line would work on me, Jordan. And I am not a gay man.

Ozymandias:
"I have a working penis" would work on you, Liz.

(Because you like penises so much. Especially when they work.)

Liz:
Actually if I guy said that to me I would probably stare in awe for a second and walk away.

Honestly. I flirt with people on the internet a lot. It's fun! But I do actually have standards, you know. Not just anyone can get into my pants.

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