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Pick-Up Line Thread
öde:
A guy I worked with apparently knew someone that would get results with the line, "I will fucking ruin you." I have no idea either.
fatty:
Guys, do you want to hear my pickup line? This one actually worked:
Me: (to guy wearing black fingerless hobo gloves) I like your gloves. Can I have them?
Him: Uh, well you can't have the gloves, but you can have me. I come with the gloves.
Me: That will do. Dance?
reddragonflame:
"Hey baby, did you know I'm a beatboxer?"
"Um, yes / um, no"
"Well, do you know what they say about us beatboxers?"
"What's that?"
"We're good with our mouths ;)"
*Cue sex*
Hasn't actually worked :(
öde:
Honey, honey see me
Behind my Gameboy
I got game girl
It comes easy
Let go your shoulders
My popsicle it’s so sweetsie
slam back that sparks
Don’t hesitate
And you believe me
Ya bitch believe me
Scandanavian War Machine:
--- Quote from: Ptommydski on 16 Sep 2008, 00:57 ---A dude on my other forum knows a guy who has the most interestingly frank technique. Apparently he does this on a weekly basis.
He just walks up to girls, points at their breasts and says "Sup with those titties?"
The more I mull over this, the more surreal it becomes.
--- End quote ---
i have a friend who uses almost this exact same line in several different variations.
one hilarious example that comes to mind was at a party at my house when him and this girl were really drunk and got in to a huge fight with each other (they didn't know each other)....because frankly he's kind of an asshole. so anyway, they're fighting and she's screaming at the top of her lungs "YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE!" to which he calmly replied "Yeah, so? Wanna make out about it?" and, of course, she replies "Yes."
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