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Pick-Up Line Thread
imagist42:
--- Quote from: fatty on 16 Sep 2008, 06:56 ---Guys, do you want to hear my pickup line? This one actually worked:
Me: (to guy wearing black fingerless hobo gloves) I like your gloves. Can I have them?
Him: Uh, well you can't have the gloves, but you can have me. I come with the gloves.
Me: That will do. Dance?
--- End quote ---
sounds more like he had the pickup line
Stryc9Fuego:
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"
Drill King:
"Gosh my knees are killing me!"
"Aw why?
"Well see, I hurt my right knee at Christmas and my left knee at Easter..."
"Really? Bad luck"
"Yeah, want to spend some time between the holidays?"
Cartilage Head:
Heyooooooooo
bubblekiller13:
Now I would never call myself a master of picking up the guys...But here's one that I've used once that had some good results:
"Hi."
"Hello."
"So, um, did you know that thanks to a new law based on Affirmative Action, it is now required that all Minorities be given a shot in the "random sex with strangers" field?
"Are you shitting me?
"No. (After a pause) So, how about we meet that minority quota?"
It was awkward and random and got me some pretty sweet make outs...
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