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Pick-Up Line Thread

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fozmo:
Are you my mom? Because I'd like to live at your place.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1287#comic

Jimmy the Squid:
Are you an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans.

tania:
get in the car or i'll fucking kill you.

ampersandwitch:
My friend called her friend's house and rather than getting her friend on the other line, it was her confused, drunk alcoholic father.  He was operating under the belief that he was being prank called and damn if he didn't just supply me with the best pickup line.

"I- I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!  I FUCKED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT!  NOW I KNOW WHAT HER TITTIES LOOK  LIKE!"

Johnny C:

--- Quote from: ephemere on 16 Sep 2008, 16:48 ---get in the car or i'll fucking kill you.

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EDIT: Ah, Anna quoted me already. Thanks Anna!

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