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Pick-Up Line Thread

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Gridgm:
you must be a mathematician because you're bubling over with secs...

tania:
that one really does have a very high success rate.
i mean, so i hear.

tania:
you'll stop wondering if you know what's good for you

Skibas_clavicle:

--- Quote from: öde on 16 Sep 2008, 08:54 ---Honey, honey see me
Behind my Gameboy
I got game girl
It comes easy
Let go your shoulders
My popsicle it’s so sweetsie
slam back that sparks
Don’t hesitate
And you believe me
Ya bitch believe me

--- End quote ---
Lines from ANY Spank Rock song are never an appropriate pick up line...or perhaps they are the most appropriate. I can't really decide now...

est:
Man see, I am looking at girls pickup lines and thinking why the fuck they need them.  Here is the best ladies pickup line for a bar or a club or something, ok?  You walk up to a guy and if there is a seat you sit next to him or if not then stand beside him and say "Hey!" and then you smile at him.  Unless the dude is already taken, gay or a remarkable douchebag then everything after that is pretty much just formalities.

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