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gospel:
I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
Dog Poop On The Pillow Where Your Sweet Head Used To Be
I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even
I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
She's Looking Better After Every Beer
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I Ain't Gone To Bed With No Ugly Women, But I Shore Woke Up With A Few
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You
Please Bypass This Heart
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
If I'd Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of The Pen By Now
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
I Wanna Whip Your Cow
I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft; She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
You Were Only A Splinter In My Ass As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

imapiratearg:

--- Quote from: Trollstormur on 21 Sep 2008, 04:17 ---read the comments :P

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Oh man.  The most recent thirteen pages are almost entirely QC readers.

imagist42:
Does that scare anyone else as much as it scares me?

imapiratearg:
My favorites are the ones that essentially say: "GOD DAMNIT, JEPH JACQUES."

Nodaisho:

--- Quote from: imagist42 on 21 Sep 2008, 12:03 ---Does that scare anyone else as much as it scares me?

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Well, consider that he makes his living off of this comic. Most of the people that read it (like me) are probably freeloaders, but he still gets enough revenue off of the advertisements, donations, and maybe merch to live off of, so he has to have hundreds of thousands of readers. 13 pages is 130 people, right? That isn't really that much when you think about it that way. Heck, Gunnerkrigg isn't that big a comic, and after he linked to Stress, a page of comments were up within a few hours.

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