Michigan sounds like Hell, but frozen over.
In a 5-mile radius from my house, I have 3 Dunkin Donuts, 4 McDonalds, 3 Burger King, 3 Wendy's, 3 Taco Bell, 22 (yes, TWENTY-TWO) pizza places, 4 Subway (the sandwich shop), 2 Boston Market, and about a dozen thai noodle shops. But wait, there's more! Seven 24-hour diners, 2 KFC, one Popeye's, and one Long John Silvers.
No wonder I can't lose weight.
I'd really like a Whole Foods Market close by, but the nearest one is 20 miles south. Also they are FUCKING EXPENSIVE.