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To beat or not to beat
« on: 20 Oct 2008, 13:49 »

that is the question...

should i beat ten kinds of shit out of my very best friend because he is a selfish fuck who shut me out of his life because he's trying out being "confident" and "happy"(someone has got issues goin' on there if theyre happy at the expense of others)? or should i not.....
hmmmmmm

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #1 on: 20 Oct 2008, 13:52 »

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #2 on: 20 Oct 2008, 13:52 »

Seconded. Also, beating the shit out of a friend is a shitty thing to do. Help them, don't hit them.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #3 on: 20 Oct 2008, 13:52 »

Always beat, but also always Jacket off.

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #4 on: 20 Oct 2008, 13:53 »

Ugh.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #5 on: 20 Oct 2008, 13:56 »

i wouldnt beat him up, i never resort to violence, after all i am a lady!I'm just very angry and have no idea what the fuck to do.
I'm crap at handling these sorts of situations, when it comes to close friends i can never think about what's best for me, i think about other way too much and thus i get shat on!

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #6 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:04 »

he's gay, but i will get fucking wrecked.. at the weekend.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #7 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:13 »

I'm confused.

What's wrong with being confident and happy?

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #8 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:17 »

nothing at all, i just dont think any person should treat people who care so much about them in a manner that would upset them, just so you can be happy.

but maybe i'm fucked in the head....
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #9 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:19 »

This thread is like going to a play where they only perform every 3rd line of dialogue.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #10 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:20 »

take a head-dive into a giant drunken stupor and have makeouts with him.

I believe this may be what Jens is planning on doing in Fargo.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #11 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:20 »

Maybe he figured out you're the reason he wasn't confident and happy in the first place.:p
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #12 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:23 »

So going with what Don(?) said, think about your freindship with him. From begining to hopefully-not-end.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #13 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:26 »

Yeah, not to pile it on or anything, but I was totally keeping a "friend" of mine back for many years with my attitude. Maybe he's being completely irrational, or maybe not, but it may be worth investigating whether you really have a healthy dynamic in place. Perception is everything when it comes to self-esteem, after all.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #14 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:27 »

We can grow greens and invent synthetic factories finally run by atomic energy that will plop out loaves of bread and unbearably delicious chemical chops and butter in cans - why not? - our clothes will last forever, perfect plastic - we'll have perfect medicine and drugs to carry us through anything short of death - and we'll all agree that death is our reward.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #15 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:28 »

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #16 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:31 »

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #17 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:32 »

I first met Dean not long after my wife and I split up.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #18 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:33 »

Yeah, not to pile it on or anything, but I was totally keeping a "friend" of mine back for many years with my attitude. Maybe he's being completely irrational, or maybe not, but it may be worth investigating whether you really have a healthy dynamic in place. Perception is everything when it comes to self-esteem, after all.
well seeing as i've always been there to pikc him up when he felt shit and offer hima shoulder to cry on, even when i was angry at him i think he is being a bit of a spa!
i think that maybe im the one who puts more work into a friendship seeing as i put the work in and got sweet fuck all back.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #19 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:38 »

and everything is pouring in, the switching moves of boxcars in that little alley which is so much like the alleys of Lowell and I hear far off in the sense of coming night that engine calling our mountains. But it was that beautiful cut of clouds I could always see above the little SP alley, puffs floating by from Oakland or the Gate of Marin to the north or San Jose south, the clarity of Cal to break your heart.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #20 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:47 »

well seeing as i've always been there to pikc him up when he felt shit and offer hima shoulder to cry on, even when i was angry at him i think he is being a bit of a spa!
i think that maybe im the one who puts more work into a friendship seeing as i put the work in and got sweet fuck all back.

Fair enough, but you could still see how that may not be a healthy dynamic, right? I mean, you might more or less be his friendship training wheels. I had a really rough time growing up for a number of reasons, but I had a few friends who were always there for me whether I recognized it or not. Once I finally started to turn things around a bit, I found that I sometimes had a hard time relating to them outside of my former "ABLOO BLA BLOO BLAH BLOO" attitude and it took a while for me to feel comfortable with them again simply out of guilt and shame. There were times growing up where I felt like tearing my hair out and telling people "I'm not the same guy, ok?!". I guess what I'm trying to say is you might not have any real options here other than to wait it out and continue to be the kind of friend people want in their lives. Friendships change, and they're not always equal transactions.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #21 on: 20 Oct 2008, 14:59 »

Yeah, I've had friendships like that before. One friendship/relationship I had was built almost entirely around one or the other of us being in crisis all the time, and while we cared about each other deeply, we didn't know how to relate to one another when we were just happy. As a result, we'd manufacture emotional crisis in order to hold the friendship together. At some point, I realized "I'm at a point where I could easily choose to be happy, but I'm choosing to be miserable because she'll stick around and pay attention to me as long as I'm miserable." So I stopped doing that. I let myself be happy and there was some drama because of it, but eventually she decided that she could also be happy and now we're friends. We don't talk all the time (she lives many states away now) but we're close enough. If she's in trouble, I'll be there, an she'll do the same for me. But most of the time, we share good news and have fun talking about the happy things in our lives. Friendship has to be about taking pleasure in the other person's happiness as much as it is about sharing that person's pain. Otherwise it's less friendship then it is therapy.

Now I have no idea what he's actually doing that's making you upset, but if all that's happened is that he's become confident and happy, perhaps you need to take joy in the fact that your friend is happy now. He doesn't need you to comfort him, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want you to share in his joy.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #22 on: 20 Oct 2008, 15:32 »

and everything is pouring in, the switching moves of boxcars in that little alley which is so much like the alleys of Lowell and I hear far off in the sense of coming night that engine calling our mountains. But it was that beautiful cut of clouds I could always see above the little SP alley, puffs floating by from Oakland or the Gate of Marin to the north or San Jose south, the clarity of Cal to break your heart.

Lets go where this is going.

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #23 on: 20 Oct 2008, 15:48 »

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #24 on: 20 Oct 2008, 15:52 »

The snow drifted down from the heavens. Heavens, hah, as if they still cared about us. Her still frame lay on the cold ground, as the snow slowly rose around her. At first there was enough heat left in her to melt it to water, but now she was just cold and slightly damp. And she had a knife sticking out of her belly.
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« Reply #25 on: 20 Oct 2008, 15:54 »

I often wonder what made me choose this kind of work. Surely it's not the hours. The 'perks' involve being shot at, never knowing if it's safe to turn the ignition in your car, and sleeping with a loaded gun beneath your pillow. And let me tell you, walking in on scenes like this is something you never get used to. Someone wanted to send a message and they couldn't of picked a prettier courier. Shame she won't be dancing anymore.
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« Reply #26 on: 20 Oct 2008, 15:56 »

The first snow of the year came just in time to cover the tracks to this murder, but that's OK. I'll find the punk that shanked this dame, and I'll make him fess up to why he did it. Then I'll find the bastard that's been taunting me with dead bodies, and I'll kill him or bring him in. Depends how many bullets I have left by the time I catch him.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #27 on: 20 Oct 2008, 15:57 »

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« Reply #28 on: 20 Oct 2008, 16:11 »

     Those afternoons, those lazy afternoons, when I used to sit, or lied down, on Desolation Peak, sometimes on the alpine grass, hundreds of miles of snowcovered rock all around, looming Mount Hozomeen on my north, vast snowy Jack to the south, the encharmed picture of the lake below to the west and the snowy hump of Mt. Baker beyond, and to the east the rilled and ridged monstrosities humping to the Cascade Ridge, and after that first time suddenly realizing "It's me that's changed and done all this and come and gone and complained and hurt and joyed and yelled, not the Void" and so that every time I thought of the void I'd be looking at Mt. Hozomeen (because chair and bed and meadowgrass faced north) until I realized "Hozomeen is the Void - at least Hozomeen means the void to my eyes" - Stark naked rock, pinnacles and thousand feet high protruding from hunch-muscles another thousand feet high protruding from immense timbered shoulders, and the green pointy-fir snake of my own (Starvation) ridge wriggling to it, to its awful vaulty blue smokebody rock, and the "clouds of hope" lazing in Canada beyond with their tittlefaces and parallel lumps and sneers and grins and lamby blanks and puffs of snout and mews of crack saying "Hoi! hoil earth!" - the very top tittermost peak abominables of Hozomeen made of black rock and only when storms blow I don't see them and all they do is return tooth for tooth to storm an imperturbable surl for cloudburst mist - Hozomeen that does not crack like cabin rigging in the winds, that when seen from upsidedown (when I'd do my headstand in the yard) is just a hanging bubble in the illimitable ocean of space -
     Hozomeen, Hozomeen, most beautiful mountain I ever seen, like a tiger sometimes with stripes, sunwashed rills and shadow crags wriggling lines in the Bright Daylight, vertical furrows and bumps and Boo! crevasses, boom, sheer magnificent Prudential mountain, nobody's even heard of it, and it's only 8,000 feet high, but what a horror when I first saw that void the first night of my staying on Desolation peak waking up from deep fogs of 20 hours to a starlit night suddenly loomed by Hozomeen with his two sharp points, right in my window black - the Void, every time I'd think of the Void I'd see Hozomeen and understand - Over 70 days I had to stare at it.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #29 on: 20 Oct 2008, 16:39 »

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« Reply #30 on: 20 Oct 2008, 16:43 »

     She walked into my office on a brisk autumn evening on legs that could kill. I stroked my full, glorious bear and lit up a cigarette as she gave me her sob story. This city's got a million of 'em.

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« Reply #31 on: 20 Oct 2008, 16:55 »

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« Reply #32 on: 20 Oct 2008, 17:19 »

This thread is like going to a play where they only perform every 3rd line of dialogue.

I'd see this play.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #33 on: 20 Oct 2008, 17:24 »

I keep two magnums in my desk. One's a gun, and I keep it loaded. The other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded. I'm Tracer Bullet, and I'm a professional snoop.

It's a tough job, but then I'm a tough guy. Some people don't like an audience when they work. Enough have told me so with blunt instruments that I'm a phrenologists' dream come true.

Snooping pays the bills though. Especially Bill, my bookie, and Bill, my probation officer.

So when a brunette openPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn,

PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN


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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #34 on: 20 Oct 2008, 19:19 »

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Ah, shit.

Also, this thread delivers, as it were.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #35 on: 20 Oct 2008, 23:01 »

I read it as "To beat it or not to beat it".  I was wondering how this could be a real discussion, carry on.

Also beating your friend is never good, and maybe you don't know it but you are a bad influence on him or he views you that way.
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« Reply #36 on: 20 Oct 2008, 23:25 »

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« Reply #37 on: 21 Oct 2008, 01:09 »

Motherfuck, those old pirates? Yeah son, they robbed my ass and sold my ass to the merchant ships. This was just minutes after they up and pried my ass out of my hiding place, shit was like a bottomless pit. But you don't fuck with these hands, 'cause they're made strong by the Almighty, oh lord you do NOT fuck with this shit. They all forward in this generation, fuckin' triumphant. So won't you help me sing these songs of freedom? Shit's all I got, man, these redemption songs.
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« Reply #38 on: 21 Oct 2008, 01:24 »

I keep two magnums in my desk. One's a gun, and I keep it loaded. The other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded. I'm Tracer Bullet, and I'm a professional snoop.

It's a tough job, but then I'm a tough guy. Some people don't like an audience when they work. Enough have told me so with blunt instruments that I'm a phrenologists' dream come true.

Snooping pays the bills though. Especially Bill, my bookie, and Bill, my probation officer.

So when a brunette openPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn,

PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN


PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN


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« Reply #39 on: 21 Oct 2008, 04:16 »

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« Reply #40 on: 21 Oct 2008, 05:04 »

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« Reply #41 on: 21 Oct 2008, 05:23 »

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« Reply #42 on: 21 Oct 2008, 09:46 »

So I am in prison. It is bad. So bad. The leader, he rape my face. He rape my hand. Do I cry? I do not. Is prison. Is dog pack. You weak? You die.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #43 on: 21 Oct 2008, 10:32 »


Rip Berryrock, the famous detective, stepped onto the plane. He'd have the crook in no time. Once in the air, the waitress brought him cold water. It was his signature drink. He craved the stuff. The waitress had never seen a guy crave water that way, so she brought him another. He winked as he craved the fresh glass.

Rip got a phone call. The crook had skipped town! His expensive plane ticket was all for nothing! What would he do? Thinking quickly, he rolled down the plane window and asked the pilot to descend to fifteen feet. He saw the crook's car and shot him in the driving leg!

Later, at the hospital, the crook admitted that the jewels were in his pocket. Rip's bullet had narrowly missed them.

"Good job," said the police chief. "I didn't shoot the jewels because I knew where they were," said Rip. "Okay," said the police chief.

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #44 on: 21 Oct 2008, 10:36 »

If he was your child I would say hell yeah, but as your friend and equal I say no.

Children sometimes need some sense beaten into them, and until they are old enough to fight back I see it as acceptable.

I got smacked or disciplined as a child and I think if I got hit more often I would be more respectful.

As a result I am not but children nowadays don't fear punishment as much as they should, I am not talking about putting them in hospital, just show them who is boss by making them physically uncomfortable.

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #45 on: 21 Oct 2008, 10:40 »


Rip Berryrock, the famous detective, stepped onto the plane. He'd have the crook in no time. Once in the air, the waitress brought him cold water. It was his signature drink. He craved the stuff. The waitress had never seen a guy crave water that way, so she brought him another. He winked as he craved the fresh glass.

Rip got a phone call. The crook had skipped town! His expensive plane ticket was all for nothing! What would he do? Thinking quickly, he rolled down the plane window and asked the pilot to descend to fifteen feet. He saw the crook's car and shot him in the driving leg!

Later, at the hospital, the crook admitted that the jewels were in his pocket. Rip's bullet had narrowly missed them.

"Good job," said the police chief. "I didn't shoot the jewels because I knew where they were," said Rip. "Okay," said the police chief.



“Yo, Boss?” said the Mafia man.  “It’s Johnny Phone Calls.  Yeah, we got ridda’ the body.”
“Right boss,” he said.  “Mickey Car Rides took ‘im out to Jersey and Freddy Guns did the rest.”
All of a sudden, a kid in a white outfit jumped over the wall and kicked the phone out of the crook's hand! "AH-GHEEB!" yelled Johnny, holding his phone hand. "I tink ya broke'd it!"
"I am sorry I did that, Johnny," said the kid, "but today I am ending the Mafia." "Aww jeez!" said Johnny. "You mean I'm outta a job?"
"You can be a repair man."
"Look out!" yelled Johnny. The kid turned around: too late. A hidden crook was only one second from kicking him.
Fortunately, the kid grabbed the guy's foot just in time and convinced him to quit the Mafia.
Later that night, sitting down with the President of the Mafia, the kid said how things would be from now on.
"No more red wine. It makes you act out.”
The President slapped his forehead. "No wonner we been-a so grouchy!"
The kid poured him a glass of cold water. "I drink this stuff every day, and I am as nice as I have ever been," he said.

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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #46 on: 21 Oct 2008, 11:30 »

Phillipe Fanfic?
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #47 on: 21 Oct 2008, 13:07 »

You see, back in the day, we did business one way: if it's not capable of being hollowed out and filled entirely with cocaine and then sealed to keep the disguise up, we don't fucking want it near us. Nowadays these punk "mobsters" are making loads of money by shipping their blow in giant metal shipping containers on the sly, but they're so much easier to track by satellite. So when they're rotting away in prison for drug trafficking, possession with intent to sell, abuse of a controlled substance, and various drug-related murder offenses, us old-school mobsters? We gonna be ridin' easy.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #48 on: 21 Oct 2008, 13:08 »

My mother is a fish.
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Re: To beat or not to beat
« Reply #49 on: 21 Oct 2008, 16:46 »

His penis was as thick as a Pepsi can.
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