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Cogito Ergo Nom

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pwhodges:
Dogs do that just the same.

billiumbean:
Jeph never makes mistakes.

The cat is studying the effects of theobromine in its immune system by "applying" a small dose of this toxic substance to its own body.  This is because a) As a cat, it is conscientious of animal testing and would much rather suffer ill effects in the name of science than live with knowing it is negating natural selection, b) It is also studying the internal ramifications that building immunities requires, and c) Finds this to be best, as it knows one can not document internal affliction as comprehensively if it were not personally felt by the one conducting the survey.

By waning, and possibly getting rid of, the ill effects of chocolate, and convincing others to do so, it ensures the survival of the species.

So, by employing a medically-geared scientific method, and by being willing to personally endure whatever negative symptoms may and probably will occur, it eats the chocolate-chip cookie for the empowerment of its race.

Cogito Ergo Nom.  It's really quite simple when you think it over a lot.

Dazed:
It's possible, just possible, that people may be overthinking this a little bit.

Surgoshan:
Dude, this is the internet; quit not overthinking it.

JD:
Dogs aren't dumb, just single minded. Cats can be distracted by a ball of yarn.

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