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Weirdest Ending of A Relationship?

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jhocking:
Was the message of the voicemail that you want to break up, or was it a perfectly innocent voicemail that you left without realizing she hates voicemail and she broke up with you because of that?


--- Quote from: Ptommydski on 19 Nov 2008, 07:58 ---She was an attractive but slightly crazy lady.
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The best stories start this way.

0bsessions:
A voicemail raped her dog.

Caleb:
I was broken up with because the girl in question had some funky Fae-Wiccan beliefs and believed that I was possessed by a demon.

She approached me in a crowded hallway and started chanting a spell at me.

Note that I never did anything remotely bad to her at all.  I was actually a pretty nice, considerate guy back then.  I think I set her off because I wanted to spend a bit more time with media production and less time spending EVERY WAKING SECOND with her doing what she wanted to do.

Of course there is always the chance she was right.

But I always have gone with the theory that she was batshit crazy.

valley_parade:

--- Quote from: jhocking on 19 Nov 2008, 08:29 ---Was the message of the voicemail that you want to break up, or was it a perfectly innocent voicemail that you left without realizing she hates voicemail and she broke up with you because of that?

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The voicemail was that we WERE breaking up. That woman was IMPOSSIBLE to get a hold of (she went to the University of Rhode Island, and I live in Western Massachusetts). Plus she was sleeping with dudes that were definitely not me.

october1983:
This one girl broke up with me because she apparently no longer found me attractive. What the hell?


I wish I had some better stories.

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