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Weirdest Ending of A Relationship?
PizzaSHARK:
--- Quote from: Alex C on 25 Nov 2008, 11:41 ---
--- Quote from: PizzaSHARK on 25 Nov 2008, 01:18 ---
--- Quote from: Alex C on 24 Nov 2008, 11:49 ---It's too bad common sense doesn't really override feelings completely. I guess the metaphor I would use is that a failing relationship is a lot like having a fish hook stuck deep in your finger. Pulling the thing out is pretty bad, but you still need to get the damned thing out so you can move on with the rest of your day. Knowing this lets you steel your resolve, but it doesn't really make it hurt any less.
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Cutting the head off to remove the barb makes removal more or less painless. Obviously if it's not a complete penetration, you have to force it through so it becomes one - still less painful than ripping it out backwards, though.
How does that fit into your analogy? :p
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It doesn't. I did already say you should cut off the barbed part a post later while relating an anecdote in which it wasn't possible to do so. Also, anyone who says it's nearly completely painless that way hasn't done it.
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I never said painless, I said less painful. Getting a fish hook in any part of your body isn't what I'd call a painless experience :)
RedLion:
Those fishhooks sure are cheeky little bastards.
PizzaSHARK:
Honestly that whole fish hook thing wasn't done with the idea of making it analogous to anal sex, but it's turned out to be amusing so I'm just continuing to push onwards.
Gingernut:
--- Quote from: Ballard on 19 Nov 2008, 12:18 ---Wow, that is strange, and pretty terrible. Could you elaborate?
Did the police get involved? How long were you together before it happened? Were you hurt?
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I called his mum. Never got a response. We'd only been together a few months, weren't living together or anything. I asked his mum to fill me in on stuff, she faffed, said 'she was sure he was about somewhere', and she'd 'geth him to call me' she never did. I got fed up of calling, and I just figured he never wanted to see me again and was being a coward. Went past his flat one day- it was being lived in, all his stuff was still there, and I figured his mum would have told me if he was a missing persons.
RedLion:
--- Quote from: PizzaSHARK on 26 Nov 2008, 00:26 ---Honestly that whole fish hook thing wasn't done with the idea of making it analogous to anal sex, but it's turned out to be amusing so I'm just continuing to push onwards.
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Wait, what? When did we bring anal sex into this?
The fuck is going on?
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