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Weirdest Ending of A Relationship?
Alex C:
Jimmy, you really arrived at the heart of those games. Yeah, sure, you can get better at those games, and it certainly helps if you know what you're doing. But at the end of the day, douche baggy opportunism reigns supreme.
Jimmy the Squid:
NB: I was really into professional wrestling when I was a kid/early teen and have played many many wrestling games on older systems. That douche baggy opportunism is basically the best way to win the game, both in the real world and on the 360. Though of course, in the real world the script of the fight has to be in your favour.
parm:
--- Quote from: StaedlerMars on 28 Nov 2008, 07:52 ---
--- Quote from: parm on 28 Nov 2008, 06:42 ---I got dumped by letter!
The letter was posted in Rwanda.
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Wow. I'm sure there's an interesting story here somewhere, unless of course you also live in Rwanda?
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No, we both lived in England. She now lives in Wales, with a Scotsman. Who, hilariously, she would never have met had we not decided that, despite the whole her-dumping-me-by-letter-from-Rwanda thing, we were still going to be friends.
The Rwanda story is a little less exciting than it actually sounds; she was away in Rwanda doing some voluntary work during the summer holidays at Uni whilst I was writing medical imaging software using a shitty bugridden volumetric rendering API for a placement project, and she had some sort of religious epiphany that meant (a) we couldn't get married any more and (b), that being the case, it was imperative that she get drunk and sleep with one of the guys she was on the trip with. She didn't tell me this second part in the letter, of course; I had to wait until a friend of mine happened to casually mention it in a conversation several years later. The whole shitty deal was nearly 10 years ago, and I'm now married to someone else, and I'm almost not bitter about it any more. Almost.
Kids! Don't pledge yourself to someone at 19! It's a really shitty idea!
parm:
Oh, and in a humongous coincidence, I just like this minute found out she's pregnant too. Yay Facebook!
Runa:
--- Quote from: RedLion on 28 Nov 2008, 21:32 ---What the hell. Was the guy five?
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Nah, he was... 20... now 22/23-ish.
LAWL what the FUCK was I thinking at 17?
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