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Josefbugman:
At the state of Drunkeness Sam seems to be at I think that you probably already have :-).
Professor Snuggles:
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--- Quote from: Drill King on 01 Jan 2009, 11:30 ---Just so you know the last three are totally counterproductive to the first two.
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Reading more books could probably get him laid more, if he does it pretentiously at little known coffee shops with a fancy hat and glasses. Dunno why the christian boy is tryin ta get laid though.
Sam, you need to stop having crushes on girls, attaining them, and then moving on the minute you do so. It'd be a better resolution.
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because bein' an ass like you isn't somthing I want to do. So gettin' laid is better then bein' an ass. Righto? Good. Bye.
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Being an ass helps you get ass. This is documented fact. You can keep being boring and listening to Creed though, I'm sure that'll work out great for you.
Barmymoo:
Being an ass would not get MY ass. Not saying that I'm representing the whole of the female gender, just sayin'.
Drill King:
There is charming ass and dick ass. The first gets you ladies the second gets you slapped.
nobo:
--- Quote from: Drill King on 01 Jan 2009, 12:43 ---There is charming ass and dick ass. The first gets you ladies the second gets you slapped.
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You must be the Don Juan of these here message boards. Got any more secrets and tips to share?
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