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evernew:
I bought a pack of cigarettes in the old year. It is still unopened. I'm pondering making it my symbol for the new year's resolution to do less harmful shit to myself.
We'll see how it goes.

imapiratearg:

--- Quote from: Drill King on 01 Jan 2009, 12:43 ---There is charming ass and dick ass. The first gets you ladies the second gets you slapped.

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I am guessing by "charming ass" you mean the guy who picks on everybody to be funny and by "dick ass" the guy who is sincere in his dickery, yes?

vegkitkat:
I figure since I know I won't lose weight, I should set resolutions I might actually have a chance of fulfilling

Kiss at least 5 boys
Spend more time on this forum
Do more work in chemical research

jhocking:

--- Quote from: vegkitkat on 01 Jan 2009, 15:46 ---Spend more time on this forum

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Ironically, I'm resolving just the opposite. And in the traditional spirit of New Year's resolutions, I will fail.


--- Quote from: vegkitkat on 01 Jan 2009, 15:46 ---Kiss at least 5 boys

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slut

vegkitkat:
It's not being a university student if you're not slutting it up.

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