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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #150 on: 02 Jan 2009, 15:16 »

The reason I'm learning to cook this year is so that when I go to university in October I can be sure of what's in my food (being vegetarian and a little paranoid, I don't trust cafes or canteens not to mix utensils and be a little lackadaisical about whey and rennet) but I keep eating things as I cook them. It won't be as much of a problem from next week because hockey training starts again and when it gets a little lighter I can start running again, so I guess that's the second resolution solved: do more exercise.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #151 on: 02 Jan 2009, 17:16 »

1. Maintain my pulse
2. Write a collection of short stories
3. READ MOAR (I screwed this up so much last year)
4. Pass my GCSEs
5. Be more considerate
6. Go to more gigs
7. Smile more  :-)
8. Manage to remember at least one of these by the end of the year

I have a feeling number 8 will be the hardest.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #152 on: 02 Jan 2009, 17:52 »

I don't normally do resolutions but here are some things I would like to happen this year:

1. Officially get into the graphic design degree at my uni.
2. My boyfriend gets officially accepted into the same graphic design degree.
3. We both manage to study full time and work without killing each other.
4. Play more WoW and not let it take over my life.
5. Get better - figure out what I can and can't eat, figure out what exactly makes me sick.
6. Stay alive.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #153 on: 02 Jan 2009, 17:56 »

Jamie, remove resolution 4!
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #154 on: 02 Jan 2009, 18:16 »

My new resolution:
Be as charming and completely relaxed as I was last night all the time.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #155 on: 02 Jan 2009, 18:32 »

Curse Youuuuuuuuuuu and your ability to be the complely relaxed!

Also, good luck, if there is something to shoot for its the ability to be charming all the time. :-)
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #156 on: 02 Jan 2009, 18:33 »

I don't normally do resolutions but here are some things I would like to happen this year:

1. Officially get into the graphic design degree at my uni.
2. My boyfriend gets officially accepted into the same graphic design degree.
3. We both manage to study full time and work without killing each other.
4. Play more WoW and not let it take over my life.
5. Get better - figure out what I can and can't eat, figure out what exactly makes me sick.
6. Stay alive.

To resolution 4: I finally quit after years, you can, too!
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #157 on: 02 Jan 2009, 19:57 »

Man, I only started playing a few months ago! It is something that my boyfriend and I do together. We are not the going out and clubbing/partying type and we are both full time students and work. So it's the one thing that we can do together, especially if he goes back home to spend time there (which is 1.5hours away).

It's fun and I like that it gives us something to do together. We are one of those cute geeky 'we game together' couples.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #158 on: 02 Jan 2009, 20:18 »

My new resolution:
Be charming

Close as I can get to this is
2.  Try to appear normal.

Okay, so there's two resolutions that I think can realistically work towards.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #159 on: 03 Jan 2009, 08:56 »

new resolution: stop making people think i am an unstoppable sex fiend
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #160 on: 03 Jan 2009, 09:17 »

tania is actually a comically inept sex fiend

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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #161 on: 03 Jan 2009, 16:51 »

Hey man when Tania came over for turducken she did not sleep with the turducken and hooked up with only two of my friends.
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #162 on: 03 Jan 2009, 16:54 »

and i even hooked up with them one at a time, jerks
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #163 on: 03 Jan 2009, 16:55 »

Now that I think of it, though, she arrived late so the turducken was mostly gone so I don't know if she could have slept with it if she wanted to...
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Re: New jerks jerkolusions thread
« Reply #164 on: 03 Jan 2009, 17:06 »

are you implying that i'm a necrophiliac because i already told you i am not into that anymore, DAMNIT
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