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prom date.
Cicero:
--- Quote from: Chesire Cat on 27 Jan 2009, 20:15 ---Cicero is speachless? Generally he is triple posting nonsense.
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It is tough being a verbal gladiator. Words start flying, people start dying. . .
Jace:
Take me to prom, I've got that look that I could be really classy if I tried.
On second thought, never mind it. Why would I want to go to prom with you? I've got cooler friends, I don't even know you.
Cicero:
I think PantsFTW is telling the truth. I certainly believe him.
Mr. Skawronska:
Greetings, Ally.
Good luck in your search for a prom date. I'm too old, too fat, no longer look good in a suit, can barely tolerate teenagers, would tower over you at 6'3", and am a weirdo, with a birth-control personality that is both goofy and frightening at the same time. So while I'd like to go with you to a prom because I never had one, I'd prefer you went with someone nice.
Besides that, you might live in a state where I'd have to leave my gun at home, and I have my reasons for not wanting to be or travel unarmed.
In fact, those reasons are another whole subset of reasons why I shouldn't be anywhere near people I care about.
Go. Have fun. In fact, have a little fun for me, too.
And think of this old, fossilized asshole fondly once or twice. And feel up a cute guy's ass just to see the look on his face.
Because sometimes those looks, those moments where they have the "deer in the headlights" look...
...are the most precious.
S
Jace:
--- Quote from: Sam on 28 Jan 2009, 06:12 ---really? do you?
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I do. They do backflips. Over sharks. Sharks with machine guns.
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