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Cicero:

--- Quote from: Chesire Cat on 27 Jan 2009, 20:15 ---Cicero is speachless?  Generally he is triple posting nonsense.
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It is tough being a verbal gladiator.   Words start flying, people start dying. . .

Jace:
Take me to prom, I've got that look that I could be really classy if I tried.

On second thought, never mind it. Why would I want to go to prom with you? I've got cooler friends, I don't even know you.

Cicero:
I think PantsFTW is telling the truth.   I certainly believe him.

Mr. Skawronska:
Greetings, Ally.

Good luck in your search for a prom date.  I'm too old, too fat, no longer look good in a suit, can barely tolerate teenagers, would tower over you at 6'3", and am a weirdo, with a birth-control personality that is both goofy and frightening at the same time.  So while I'd like to go with you to a prom because I never had one, I'd prefer you went with someone nice.

Besides that, you might live in a state where I'd have to leave my gun at home, and I have my reasons for not wanting to be or travel unarmed.

In fact, those reasons are another whole subset of reasons why I shouldn't be anywhere near people I care about.

Go.  Have fun.  In fact, have a little fun for me, too.

And think of this old, fossilized asshole fondly once or twice.  And feel up a cute guy's ass just to see the look on his face.

Because sometimes those looks, those moments where they have the "deer in the headlights" look...

...are the most precious.

S

Jace:

--- Quote from: Sam on 28 Jan 2009, 06:12 ---really? do you?

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I do. They do backflips. Over sharks. Sharks with machine guns.

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