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Josefbugman:
I quite enjoyed my prom, most of the gitwizards who didn't want to rent a suit or go because they were "too cool" stayed away and a lot of us were able to have ridiculous conversations whilst scoffing free food in what was basically a stately home.

RedLion:

--- Quote from: Allybee on 19 Jan 2009, 18:58 ---do you like hypnotists because the afterparty usually has one

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What

Actually my junior prom was sweet. The music was shit, so after about an hour of dancing with my friends, which consisted of them "poppin and lockin'" and me switching between ragtime/charleston and an irish jig, me and my date went upstairs to the lounge-ish area of the dinner theater where the prom was. YOU CAN GUESS WHAT HAPPENED*

*What happened was that the lounge/restaraunt area was supposed to be off-limits to prom attendees, but this cool 50 year old-ish waitress was like "you kids seem civilized. What are you doing up here?" We replied "Music sucks." She laughed and said "In that case, you can sit up here if you like. There's no one here tonight, I'm the only one on duty besides the kitchen staff." We thanked her and sat down and just had some water and were talking and laughing and such, and then about 15 minutes later the waitress came back and said "This is probably a special night for you right?" I was about to reply "well, not really, we only decided to come at the last minute," but she went on with "would you like some wine? I figure you would probably drink anyway, so better to do it here and drink something classy then some awful vodka or something." So we had wine, and continued to talk and laugh for two hours. Also we kissed and had sex at her house later.

But yeah, coolest old lady waitress ever!

0bsessions:

--- Quote from: Gemmwah on 20 Jan 2009, 11:27 ---I had prom, and my sister had prom. Perhaps my school is just really, really weird.

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Proms have apparently been becoming more and more common in the UK over the last decade due to high exposure to American pop culture and the glamorization of proms out here. Basically, a bunch of whiny teenage rich kids saw a bunch of movies where idiot kids go to prom and have like OMG the best night evar and started yelling "WHY NOT US?!"

mooface:
ALLY

i know i am a girl but i am pretty good at cross-dressing as a guy.  my hair is short enough to fit under a hat and no one will even be able to tell the difference!  i've been looking for an excuse to chop all my hair off so i am willing to let you choose a boy hairstyle and cut it that way.  i am actually better looking as a dude than as a lady, so if you let me take you you will get a hot date and also i will get to feel pretty.

i don't have a suit but i am sure i would look pretty good in one, and if you choose me i will buy one just for you which means you get to choose the color/style/everything.  i will even learn how to tie a tie for you.

i am shorter than you but if tom cruise can work the platform sneakers, i bet i can work them even better.

i am forever 18 so i won't be too creepily old for you.  however, since i've already gone to college i'll still have that "sexy & mysterious older man" aura about me.
BONUS:  i've been living in italy for the past three years & am italian so i can whisper sweet nothings into your ear in a foreign language all night and all your girlfriends will be so jealous.

i think from the dance off thread you have probably already seen that i am well-acquainted with the cheesy 90's music and i know how to shake my booty to it.

i've already done prom once, and i did it right, so i know how to give you a good time.

ally, look past the unfortunate fact that i do have boobs and you will find i am the right girl/guy/whateveryouwantmetobebaby for you.

0bsessions:
I think we have a winner.

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