I've got boners for pretty much everyone here, seriously. When did the internet get so pretty?
Internet, I am drinking. And drinking. And drinking.
Internet, find me someone who has lots of money, so every night, I can cook for them, and they will let me use their money to buy good food, and books.
Internet, I met some dude, and we were talking talking talking about music, and how we both really like punk and liked the local scene for awhile, and then he asked me who I'm into now, and I told him that lately I'm into folk, and he totally likes folk too! And he has a bunch of Cat Stevens records, and Simon and Garfunkel and oh man. Dude likes Broken Social Scene too! Oh man. Watch him turn out to be a ghost as well.