Hat, fuck that girl. Seriously. Fuck that noise.
I kinda know the feeling. Everybody at work has been dieting lately. I am not. Most of them are in decent shape. I am not. I am totally over weight. I regularly say "I'm such a fattie" jokingly(as in, my weight does not affect me much, but since other people make such a big deal about girls being a half pound over weight, I giggle about my many many pounds over weight). Today, while telling a coworker the amazing details of this weeks stress, another coworker walks up, holding a candybar, and announces to us how many calories in it. Its getting really fucking annoying. I am so sick and tired of "I can't eat this! There's 200 calories in it!" and all the fucking mopeing that goes along with fucking dieting. Jesus. Today, my lunch was a fucking bag of potato chips, and an order of hot wings. The day before, I had a sandwich on half a demi loaf of cheese bread, with turkey, cheese, and two delicious thick slices of bacon.
I fucking love eating. I love bacon, and bread, and steak, and fruit(fuck you you motherfucking atkins bastards. I don't give a shit how many god damn carbs a mother fucking apple has in it. I LOVE CARBS*.) Dieters don't seem to realize that if you just diet until you lose those 15 pounds, you will gain them all back when you go back to eating McDonalds all the time. Diets aren't temporary things, so straving yourself and fucking living off crackers and celery is not a good diet. If you're eating more because you are hungry, eat smaller amounts of filling things(like carbs! Pasta is seriously win for this.). If you're eating because you are bored or stressed, go do something else! Take that energy and go use it on something better than stuff your face, like working out. Seriously. Stop blaming food for your problems, and look at how you eat. I know I eat when I am bored, or stressed. I've been working on that. I've been doing other things. But I know that's why I'm overweight.
Seriously though. I am dying to know how much weight these people have lost. I am willing to bet they have lost very little. Like I said, I'm not dieting. But I've been changing a few habits, I've been walking a lot more, and not eating at the drop of a hat(or everytime I get bad news). Basically, right now, my money situations cuts out a lot of food options for me. I've got to save what I have. So yeah. I know I've lost weight. But its not something I'm going to fret over.
*I don't actually care that much for carbs. I love pasta, but bread and the like, I could do without
tl;dr fuck diets fuck them
Also, guys, I just got home from a midnight showing of Friday The 13th. It was great and cheesy and there were three sets of boobs(including Willa Ford's), but wasn't super scary or anything. Until I got home. At which point I realized I was going to be home all alone. And my house is hella creepy. Hella creepy. So yeah. Freaked out.