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-Karamazov-:
Renee Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Are you having a beer?" Descartes says, "I think not," and disappears.
Failcake:
What do you call white people running down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you call mexicans running down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you call black people running down a hill?
Jailbreak.
Ozymandias:
A racist walks into a bar and notices the bartender is black. He sighs to himself and orders a drink anyway because his opinions are outdated and at conflict with the ideals modern society and making a big deal about it would result in him not getting served.
Also, there is a horse in the bar. It does not talk or drink alcohol.
Darkbluerabbit:
Dead babies.
Helen Keller.
The pope.
MrBlu:
--- Quote from: Failcake on 29 Jan 2009, 21:32 ---What do you call white people running down a hill?
Avalanche.
What do you call mexicans running down a hill?
Mudslide.
What do you call black people running down a hill?
Jailbreak.
--- End quote ---
You screwed up your own joke dude. I've heard it before, and LMAOOOO'd when said correctly.
What's worse than finding a dead baby in a garbage can?
10 dead babies in a garbage can.
What's worse than that?
There's 1 live baby at the bottom.
Worse than that?
He has to eat his way out.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
How many dead babies does it take to put wallpaper on 4 walls?
Depends on how thinly you slice.
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