Topic: Insult Thread (Read 30791 times)

David_Dovey · « **Reply #50 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:53 »

You use the term significant other

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #51 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:54 »

You huff dong.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #52 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:56 »

You dissed my dog, and for this and any future moment, will be required to fluff my hog.

est · « **Reply #53 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:56 »

I heard you do not save room for dong

Gurkburk · « **Reply #54 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 01:58 »

Your cranium is of questionable size and shape.

Gurkburk · « **Reply #55 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 02:00 »

You have questionable taste and is probably not very well regarded by your peers.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #56 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 02:02 »

Quote from: est on 28 Jan 2009, 01:56

I heard you do not save room for dong

End thread.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #57 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 02:06 »

the pie is a dong pie

Gurkburk · « **Reply #58 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 02:16 »

Cumguzzling whore.

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #59 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 02:33 »

You think andy either knows or cares what you post.

MadassAlex · « **Reply #60 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 02:37 »

The vast majority of people that come into contact with you consider you lacking in intelligence and sex appeal, thereby causing you to huff less dong than would otherwise be within the realms of reasonable reality.

tragic_pizza · « **Reply #61 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 02:47 »

You make up for the perceived lack of huffable dong by GISing trannie porn.

öde · « **Reply #62 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 02:52 »

You relentlessly belittle others in an attempt to hide or downplay your own flaws. It doesn't work. Everyone knows how much dong you huff.

Gilead · « **Reply #63 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:00 »

You suck so many dicks your mother asked you for pro tips.

jhocking · « **Reply #64 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:24 »

Quote from: Gurkburk on 28 Jan 2009, 01:42

You're considered a regular on these forums.

man fuck you I am cool man

Patrick · « **Reply #65 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:27 »

I heard that one time, you ate a gigantic pile of horse shit.

Masterbainter · « **Reply #66 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:44 »

she may of said you were better than your father but your mom deffinately thinks i'm better than you.

Eris · « **Reply #67 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:50 »

That insult would have been slightly more effective if you used proper spelling and grammar.

Actually no, it would still be shit.

Patrick · « **Reply #68 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:53 »

Hey you know what

I heard that one time, you touched a penis that DID NOT BELONG TO YOU

Masterbainter · « **Reply #69 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 03:54 »

so what doesn't mean i'll sleep with you!

öde · « **Reply #70 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 04:00 »

You fight like a dairy farmer.

Patrick · « **Reply #71 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 04:09 »

I will keep milking you until you die from dehydration, Dan. Don't you fuck.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #72 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 04:28 »

You read and enjoyed Atlas Shrugged

Inlander · « **Reply #73 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 04:32 »

You plan to name your first child Ayn if it's a girl or Rand if it's a boy.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #74 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 04:34 »

Quote from: Eris on 28 Jan 2009, 00:58

Hey Ayn Rand, fuck you.

Patrick · « **Reply #75 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 04:41 »

I bet you would still do Britney Spears.

Liz · « **Reply #76 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:13 »

Sometimes I think you are as annoying as Cicero.

RedLion · « **Reply #77 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:25 »

This is why we can't have nice things.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #78 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:38 »

Your parents should have used a rubber.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #79 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:41 »

A good day for you is when you button your shirt and it comes out even.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #80 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:42 »

You are a frighteningly successful example in the realm of artificial stupidity.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #81 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:43 »

You need a dictionary to look up whether or not you've been insulted.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #82 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:45 »

You surprise most people by your ability to tie your shoes.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #83 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:46 »

You're not so much the "town bike" as you are the "town skateboard."

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #84 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:47 »

There isn't enough alcohol in this world to drink away your grade of ugly.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #85 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:48 »

You are so repulsively, pustulently hideous, Davan MacIntyre feels SORRY for you.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #86 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:49 »

Your greatest achievement to date in eye-hand coordination is getting both ring fingers up your nose simultaneously.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #87 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:50 »

You have...wow. Never mind. I feel too sorry for you to say that.

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #88 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:51 »

I happily leave you to, and laugh at, your miserable existence.

Dazed · « **Reply #89 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 06:57 »

You're only alive because your father was a weakling and couldn't land hard enough punches on your mother's pregnant stomach.

Dazed · « **Reply #90 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 07:00 »

You do have severe brain damage anyway though.

Also you inherited your father's pitiful genes.

Including a dong too miniscule for even the most avid dong huffer to bother with.

Trollstormur · « **Reply #91 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 07:33 »

pft whatever you guys couldn't come up with a proper insult if dick cheney just stiffed you on a tip

Josefbugman · « **Reply #92 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 07:35 »

Shut up you failed abortion.

(sorry, but you did ask for insults)

Christophe · « **Reply #93 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 07:43 »

You listen to Nickelback. I don't think I could insult you more than you have already towards yourself.

Christophe · « **Reply #94 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 07:44 »

Oh hey, pagebreak. FUCK YOU.

Jace · « **Reply #95 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 08:05 »

I think that you are slightly offensively smelling.

Katherine · « **Reply #96 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 08:19 »

You're pretty bad at math.

MrBlu · « **Reply #97 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 08:26 »

Hey, umptuple poster, how about you jump back up your mother, because I REALLY don't think that either us, or your mother wants you in this world.

Fight you.

FriendlyFireIsnt · « **Reply #98 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 08:27 »

Your mother should have used a longer coathanger.

FriendlyFireIsnt · « **Reply #99 on:** 28 Jan 2009, 08:28 »

Given half the chance, I would break your body in so many places, you'd qualify as a human rubix cube.

But that would bring you close enough to smell.

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Gilead