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Very few things on the internet make me actually laugh, but that did.
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Okay here are the last ten bands I've listened to now judge me you jerks.

Shellac
Silkworm
The Jesus Lizard
Bedhead
The Shins
The Afghan Whigs
The Flaming Lips
Lungfish
Bitch Magnet
Rapeman
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You listen to generally good bands that are popular with the more stylish forumites in the music board, the influence of which may be a certain variable affecting this selection.  However, you also listen to the Shins, which leads me to believe that you cannot select a good tie to save your life.  Additionally, you fabricated a band by the name of 'Rapeman,' which I simultaneously refuse to believe exists and want with all my heart to listen to.
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Andrew Bird
Final Fantasy
Metric
Feist
Shearwater
Rilo Kiley
of Montreal
Spoon
Stars
That Wind Waker boy
Johnny C's band


The generalization is that I listen to music made only by sexy and attractive people
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I agree, Owen Pallett may be the only man I've ever been slightly attracted to. Stars on the other hand... they're great, but they're an odd bunch.
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Do me, if you please.

Of late, mostly album wise:
Rachmaninov, Piano concerto number three., as performed by Vladmir Ashkenazy.
The Velvet Underground, the Velvet Underground & Nico.
Daft Punk, various songs.
Jefferson Airplane, surrealistic pillow era music.
My Bloody Valentine, Loveless.
Arvo Part (forgive the mis-spelling), Orient and Occident.
Mozart, Requiem, by the Vienna philharmonic.
The lucky star theme song, Take It! Sailor uniform, (the truth will set you free.)
R. Strauss, Alpine Symphony, as performed by the Berlin Philharmonic.
Radiohead, Kid A.
Godspeed you! Black emperor, Slow Riot for Zero Kaneda.
Some of Tchaikovsky's piano works.
All of Hendrix's studio work.
Prokiev's Prokofiev Sonata in C major.
Finally a lot of Joy Division, probably too much.

That is what is on my common rotation at the moment.
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I'm gonna go again just based from my top ten favourite bands or artists. These may or may not be in any order.

Cradle of Filth
Nine Inch Nails
Opeth
Fear Factory
Tegan & Sara
Nile
Khold
Joshua Radin
Astriaal
Nevertherym
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Man, thanks guys.  As soon as I get off my William Shatner kick I will try to listen to Rapeman

(I have a bad taste in music, but I'm okay with that)
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Listen to Big Black and Shellac if you haven't. Good luck on getting over a Shatner habit!
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You are the kind of person who would listen to Avril Lavigne a lot, despite not enjoying her music at all, just to throw people off.  You enjoy doing things just to be a dick sometimes, because in your mind, someone's gonna have to do it eventually, so it might as well be you.  You are not necessarily a dick because of this, you just have dick-like tendencies.  dick

This has nothing to do with my musical taste.

Also, I like Avril Lavigne.
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Oh man. I dare someone to stereotype me. My top bands/artists:

1.) Smashing Pumpkins (before they broke up, became Zwan, and got back together)
2.) Flogging Molly
3.) Wood Box Gang
4.) Opeth
5.) Hole
6.) The Three Tenors
7.) Josh Groban
8.) Yonder Mountain String Band
9.) Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

Wait...I can already stereotype myself...I'm schizophrenic.
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Hell, why not. 10 I seem to be listening to the most the last few months...

1. Regina Spektor
2. Amon Amarth
3. Nine Inch Nails
4. Tool
5. System of a Down/Serj Tankian
6. Black Sabbath
7. Arch Enemy
8. Rob Zombie
9. Static-X
10. The Darkness
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You are 14.
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I appreciate the effort you went to in feigning Correct Musical Taste™ but The Shins were a dead give away.

Man, it came up randomly, it was not my fault.
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John, Amy Millan is in Stars

I like her voice quite a lot
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I'm gonna go again just based from my top ten favourite bands or artists. These may or may not be in any order.

Cradle of Filth
Nine Inch Nails
Opeth
Fear Factory
Tegan & Sara
Nile
Khold
Joshua Radin
Astriaal
Nevertherym

You intentionally try to have contradictory music taste, while failing to fall on the extreme of either side. This is done to try and be seen as "open-minded", because you fear other people's judgments subconsciously.
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Correct Musical Taste™

telling someone whether or not they listen to good music is not the same thing as associating them with a stereotype! we already have an entire music forum for judgments.
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Tommy is actually who Will Sheff is singing about in the song "Singer Songwriter".
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So I'm back in my hometown for the time being, and I went to the local library.

Here are some albums I borrowed:

Talking Heads: Sand in the Vaseline
90 Day Men: Panda Park
Steely Dan: Katy Lied
Ozma: Rock and Roll Part Three
Superchunk: Here's to Shutting Up
Simon and Garfunkel: The Concert in Central Park
Pretty Girls Make Graves: The New Romance

Stereotype me, cap'n!
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Here's my top 12 from the last 12 months:

1. Regina Spektor – Samson
2. Bif Naked – Lucky
3. Rilo Kiley – Does He Love You?
3. Rilo Kiley – The Absence of God
5. Rasputina – Sign of the Zodiac
5. Sarah McLachlan – Do What You Have to Do
7. Ellen Wondra – The Prom Song (this is actually a song by a non-famous but still amazing friend of mine)
8. Rasputina – AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes
8. The Sundays – Wild Horses
8. Regina Spektor – Poor Little Rich Boy
8. Rilo Kiley – Portions for Foxes
8. Bif Naked – Moment of Weakness

You want more than anything to play in an all girl band.  You wish you had been old enough to go to a Lilith Fair when they were still running.  You might enjoy kissing girls, or think you would if you have not tried it yet.  You sometimes fantasize about getting a crew cut just to freak people out, but always decide against it.
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You are 14.

Bah, not even an attempt at a decent zinger. Try harder.
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(the joke when i said maiada is 18 forever was that if you check her profile she actually is 18 forever)

(it was a pretty dumb response otherwise)
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Really? I thought it was a reference to the Stars song "14 Forever".
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Beck
of Montreal
Deerhoof
Menomena
Elvis Costello
Girl Talk
Neutral Milk Hotel
The Mountain Goats
Lightning Bolt
Kraftwerk

Yeah...

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It makes me a little bit sad that nobody ended up stereotyping me, I am very interested to see what the kids think.

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Mogwai
Elliott Smith
Eclectic Dreams
Sufjan Stevens
Explosions in the Sky
Whitley
Darren Hanlon
Tilly and the Wall
Modest Mouse
The Panics
The New Pornographers
Mates of State
The Grates
Hot Chip
Architecture in Helsinki
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you listen to music in order to put yourself into a good mood. when you are not listening to music, you'll still have a song or a few songs in your head for a large part of the day and may even start singing along without realizing it. you probably spend a lot of time daydreaming and staring off into space but usually it's about good stuff because you're a pretty optimistic person. you always smile at strangers when you make eye contact with them. you probably like romantic comedies, but only clever ones.
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Here's my top 12 from the last 12 months:

1. Regina Spektor – Samson
2. Bif Naked – Lucky
3. Rilo Kiley – Does He Love You?
3. Rilo Kiley – The Absence of God
5. Rasputina – Sign of the Zodiac
5. Sarah McLachlan – Do What You Have to Do
7. Ellen Wondra – The Prom Song (this is actually a song by a non-famous but still amazing friend of mine)
8. Rasputina – AntiqueHighHeelRedDollShoes
8. The Sundays – Wild Horses
8. Regina Spektor – Poor Little Rich Boy
8. Rilo Kiley – Portions for Foxes
8. Bif Naked – Moment of Weakness

You want more than anything to play in an all girl band.  You wish you had been old enough to go to a Lilith Fair when they were still running.  You might enjoy kissing girls, or think you would if you have not tried it yet.  You sometimes fantasize about getting a crew cut just to freak people out, but always decide against it.

It would be fun to be in an all-girl band!  I so didn't realize my top 12 was all chicks until just now.  I <3 my hair too much to get a crew cut, but I do sometimes enjoy kissing girls.
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I have listened to the following exclusively this week:

Blue Pine
Beat Happening
Miracle Legion
Beck's Mellow Gold
Sun City Girls (Carnival Folk Resurrection 6: Sumatran Electric Chair and Grotto of Miracles)
R.E.M.'s Automatic for the People
Joy Division
Grouper
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1.  Wasted & Ready - Ben Kweller
2.  I'M Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of? -   A Day To Remember
3.  (((louds - He Is Legend
4.  17 - Kings Of Leon
5.  The kelly affair - Be your own pet
6.  Buses/No Buses- Bear vs. Shark
7.  When The Women Come Out To Dance - Crime In Stereo
8.  Have Faith In Me- A Day To Remember
9.  Prelude (1999 Demo) - Killswitch Engage
10.  That's What You Get - Paramore
11.  Fire Down Below   - Alkaline Trio
12.  All In   - Artist Vs Poet

I just got the new New Found Glory CD, so put that up high there.  I can already imagine how i will be generalized just for that.

I reset my Itunes like two days ago so that is itunes on mix for the last two days.
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Let's try again, with my favourite bands/artists.

Nevermore
Opeth
Iron Maiden
Public Enemy
NIN
Amon Amarth
Frank Klepacki
MGMT
Infected Mushroom
Tool

You wear black t-shirts that don't fit you properly.

As it turns out, they fit properly.
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Clearly that means you are that really big guy that everyone bounces off of in the pit.
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John, Amy Millan is in Stars

I like her voice quite a lot
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Man if my current avatar wasn't already so awesome i would totally nab that
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Favorite artists, last 6 months. Judge me hard, dudes.

1. Justice
2. Death Cab For Cutie
3. Broken Social Scene
4. Okkervil River
5. Wolf Parade
6. Arcade Fire
7. TV On The Radio
8. Brand New
9. Sigur Ros
10. Architecture In Helsinki
11. Explosions In The Sky
12. Green Day
13. Mogwai
14. The New Pornographers
15. Daft Punk
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John! That is AWESOME. So few marks on the picture, and soooo creeepppyyyyy.

Tommy! I was a little disappointed you didn't comment on what I thought was a perfect "burn" stereotype of you. I almost wrote "oh snap" after it or maybe "oooooohh buuuuurrrn". Also (unrelatedly) since you posted that instead of taking it to PM, I will assume you were kidding too.
 
Last! I thought it would be fun to stereotype myself based on my last three months of last.fm listening, which is:

1   Okkervil River 78
2    Wolf Parade 27
3    Hüsker Dü 23
4    Jeffrey Lewis 20
5    Page France 19
6    David Bowie 18
7    Liars 12
8    Pernice Brothers   11
9    Kimya Dawson 9
10    Cass County Uglies 8 (local country punk band, Lucero style)
11    Townes Van Zandt 7
11    Kris Kristofferson   7
11    Johnny Cash 7
14    Jimmie Rodgers 6
14    Merle Haggard

CLEARLY I am a bumpkin who likes drinking cheap beer and whiskey in small town bars with nearly empty jukeboxes and also I can drive a stick shift but whatever, it's not even a thing. I don't care for the finer things in life. That is from the bottom half of the list. The top half of the list indicates that I am a person who gets fixated easily on one thing and can never ever stop being fixated on that thing and maybe I should diversify my music more because that is a lot of Okkervil River.
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Bands I have listened to recently:

Blink 182
Sum 41
Nerf Herder
Buck-O-Nine
Rise Against
The Offspring
Green Day
Lost Prophets
Jimmy Eat World
Yellowcard
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You are me, age sixteen.
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What is a Will Sheff? Do they sell them in Ikea?

Will Sheff is primary songwriter in Okkervil River; I distinctly remember Johnny C trying his hardest to make you listen to them.

But here, there's obviously more but this is essentially the thesis of the song
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what a waste that that's all that you have.

I am calling you pretentious or something
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Yes! But it's a waste. Okay so maybe it wasn't as funny as what I wanted it to be.
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It's a song about a shallow pretentious douche(ette).
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It makes me a little bit sad that nobody ended up stereotyping me, I am very interested to see what the kids think.

I share your dismay, please, if you may.
Of late:
Rachmaninov, Piano concerto number three., as performed by Vladmir Ashkenazy.
The Velvet Underground, the Velvet Underground & Nico.
Daft Punk, various songs.
Jefferson Airplane, surrealistic pillow era music.
My Bloody Valentine, Loveless.
Arvo Part (forgive the mis-spelling), Orient and Occident.
Mozart, Requiem, by the Vienna philharmonic.
The lucky star theme song, Take It! Sailor uniform, (the truth will set you free.)
R. Strauss, Alpine Symphony, as performed by the Berlin Philharmonic.
Radiohead, Kid A.
Godspeed you! Black emperor, Slow Riot for Zero Kaneda.
Some of Tchaikovsky's piano works.
All of Hendrix's studio work.
Prokiev's Prokofiev Sonata in C major.
Finally, a lot of Joy Division, probably too much.



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But I still have taste then?

Taste is worthless if nobody cares about it because you are being a humourless arse about it. You could be a funny arse and get away with it but...

well moving swiftly on, I didn't know anyone listened to Green day, then again i started listening to music properly at age 17 so I may have a slight disadvantage that I was out of the premier age group for them.
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Lately I've been listening to:
Jason Mraz
Bad Religion
Sloan
Okkervil River
Seal (his Soul album)
The Wallflowers
Westlife

And a bunch of Canadian dudes that probably no one has heard of.

TELL ME WHO I AM.
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I probably would be able to rate you better if you said the Canadian Dudes.
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The last week, according to me (in no order)

1. Sunn O)))
2. Okkervil River
3. Fleet Foxes
4. Jesse Sykes & The Sweet Hereafter
5. The Lawrence Arms
6. Earth
7. Buzzcocks
8. The One Up Downstairs
9. AmAnSet
10. Ben Gibbard solo stuff (mostly just his Choir Vandals cover)
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I probably would be able to rate you better if you said the Canadian Dudes.

Danny Michel, Dave Gunning, Aengus Finnan, Matt Andersen, Adam Puddington, Dala, seriously man the list goes on
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