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snalin:
Your mother's so fat that there are totally different species living on her left and right buttocks. In the depths in between, we think life started.

MrBlu:

--- Quote from: snalin on 12 Feb 2009, 14:06 ---Your mother's so fat that there are totally different species living on her left and right buttocks. In the depths in between, we think life started.

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Yo mama's so fat, we rolled up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's and her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt-crack, they thought I was lost, but I got caught by the G-Strap.

clockworkjames:
Yo momma such a slut she smoked more poles than the luftwaffe.

David_Dovey:

--- Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 12 Feb 2009, 02:39 ---
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...Tell me about yo mama

J-cob9000:
Your mother is like a brick. Rough, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.


Your mother is so fat that when they did surgery on her and taped back her rolls, a sandwich fell out.
^True story. Happened to the aunt.

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