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Yo' mama so fat

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Dunnoe:
yo momma so fat she walks with her buttocks. she has also gotten used to using her legs as a second set of arms.

yo momma was so fat she grew out of the space-time continuum and traveled back in time when she used to be skinnier, and could fit in two airplane chairs. A child stops in front of her to say yo momma was so fat she grew out of the space-time continuum and traveled back in time when she used to be skinnier, and could fit in two airplane chairs. A child stops in front of her to say yo momma was so fat she grew out of the space-time continuum and traveled back in time when she used to be skinnier, and could fit in two airplane chairs. A child stops in front of her to say ...

MrBlu:

--- Quote from: Midnight Umbreon on 13 Feb 2009, 19:42 ---Your mother is like a brick. Rough, flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.


Your mother is so fat that when they did surgery on her and taped back her rolls, a sandwich fell out.
^True story. Happened to the aunt.

--- End quote ---
Gross, dude.

the_pied_piper:
Yo momma so stupid she thought Euler was a hockey player.

[I was coerced into putting this up, btw]

est:
Yo' mama so fat she OH GOD SHUT UP.

LittleKey:
Yo' mama is so fat that she tried to go to fat camp, but she couldn't fit through the door of the bus.

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