Topic: So.... (Read 21549 times)

Captain2 · « **on:** 18 Feb 2009, 21:56 »

Did that poster in the background of todays comic just make it for hilarious for anyone else?

plethora · « **Reply #1 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 22:56 »

Haha, yes! So glad I'm not the only one who thought so.

Kaitydid08 · « **Reply #2 on:** 18 Feb 2009, 23:36 »

Yes, and I so want a poster like that!

Mallli_kite · « **Reply #3 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 06:11 »

Yup. Or a T shirt.

I wonder if the Statue of Liberty's image is in the public domain? Then again, maybe is has to be to be used in the comic.

Anyway -- t-shirt!

championofkhorne · « **Reply #4 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 07:42 »

People.

For God's nonexistant sake.

That is NOT the Statue of Liberty

Mallli_kite · « **Reply #5 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 07:56 »

Yes yes yes, so I understand. Someone has called it Nike Athena, although they are two different but related entities.

I bow to your relative perfection.

championofkhorne · « **Reply #6 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 08:18 »

it is indeed a statue of athena. It is located in Naples, Italy

not that everyone on earth will keep calling it the statue of liberty, anyway

kabukiman · « **Reply #7 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 08:23 »

Well, maybe the ancient athenians had the copyright from Athena Nike

championofkhorne · « **Reply #8 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 08:55 »

im pretty sure the greeks hold the copyright for greek gods

roman gods are blatant copyright infringment

athenamarz · « **Reply #9 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 15:25 »

Oh look it's a pic of me!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #10 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 16:03 »

Dolts.

Athena is in Nashville.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #11 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 16:26 »

Athena's got no titties.

croove55 · « **Reply #12 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 16:57 »

Dora's face reminds me so much of ಠ_ಠ.

bicostp · « **Reply #13 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 17:12 »

?

Wonder how it would stack up against the Ellicott-Chatham Death Stare...

Guido Sarducci · « **Reply #14 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 17:13 »

Quote from: Surgoshan on 19 Feb 2009, 16:26

Athena's got no titties.

athena is the goddess of heroic endevour. And hunting. And many erm...male things. She's sort of a dyke, in fact. She is often represented with no tiitties. None of this really matters, however. I just wanted to use you as an excuse to say titties. Such a friendly word, titties. Doesn't it make you want to jump about and smile and say find some to bounce around in your hands?

Norton Quintessential · « **Reply #15 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 17:16 »

Quote from: bicostp on 19 Feb 2009, 17:12

Win.

Rocketman · « **Reply #16 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 17:21 »

Quote from: Surgoshan on 19 Feb 2009, 16:26

Athena's got no titties.

Athena's job was to kick ass. Go to Aphrodite if you want titties.

Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 19 Feb 2009, 17:13

athena is the goddess of heroic endevour. And hunting. And many erm...male things. She's sort of a dyke, in fact. She is often represented with no tiitties. None of this really matters, however. I just wanted to use you as an excuse to say titties. Such a friendly word, titties. Doesn't it make you want to jump about and smile and say find some to bounce around in your hands?

Athena was the goddess of wisdom and war. Artemis was the goddess of the hunt. Both were virgin goddesses and never had sex. Artemis actually turned a guy who peeped on her into a deer and had him get torn apart by his own dogs.

Guido Sarducci · « **Reply #17 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 17:26 »

Quote from: Rocketman on 19 Feb 2009, 17:21

Quote from: Surgoshan on 19 Feb 2009, 16:26
Athena's got no titties.

Athena's job was to kick ass. Go to Aphrodite if you want titties.

Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 19 Feb 2009, 17:13
athena is the goddess of heroic endevour. And hunting. And many erm...male things. She's sort of a dyke, in fact. She is often represented with no tiitties. None of this really matters, however. I just wanted to use you as an excuse to say titties. Such a friendly word, titties. Doesn't it make you want to jump about and smile and say find some to bounce around in your hands?

Athena was the goddess of wisdom and war. Artemis was the goddess of the hunt. Both were virgin goddesses and never had sex. Artemis actually turned a guy who peeped on her into a deer and had him get torn apart by his own dogs.

oops yer right. But I still like saying titties. So I appreciate your straightening me out. I guess it was the war part that gave athena the flat chest. Wait, was it artemis taht was rpresented with one breast so she could pull a bow?

croove55 · « **Reply #18 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 18:25 »

Quote from: bicostp on 19 Feb 2009, 17:12

Oh it's every bit as wonderful as I imagined.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #19 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 18:29 »

Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 19 Feb 2009, 17:26

Quote from: Rocketman on 19 Feb 2009, 17:21
Quote from: Surgoshan on 19 Feb 2009, 16:26
Athena's got no titties.

Athena's job was to kick ass. Go to Aphrodite if you want titties.

Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 19 Feb 2009, 17:13
athena is the goddess of heroic endevour. And hunting. And many erm...male things. She's sort of a dyke, in fact. She is often represented with no tiitties. None of this really matters, however. I just wanted to use you as an excuse to say titties. Such a friendly word, titties. Doesn't it make you want to jump about and smile and say find some to bounce around in your hands?

Athena was the goddess of wisdom and war. Artemis was the goddess of the hunt. Both were virgin goddesses and never had sex. Artemis actually turned a guy who peeped on her into a deer and had him get torn apart by his own dogs.

oops yer right. But I still like saying titties. So I appreciate your straightening me out. I guess it was the war part that gave athena the flat chest. Wait, was it artemis taht was rpresented with one breast so she could pull a bow?

Titties.

Nevertheless, Artemis and Athena went head to head with Aphrodite to get Paris to choose them as the most beautiful.

Titties.

Rocketman · « **Reply #20 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 18:57 »

Quote from: Surgoshan on 19 Feb 2009, 18:29

Titties.

Nevertheless, Artemis and Athena went head to head with Aphrodite to get Paris to choose them as the most beautiful.

Titties.

Hera, not Artemis.

Quote from: Guido Sarducci

Wait, was it artemis taht was rpresented with one breast so she could pull a bow?

As far as I know, no. Artemis always has two breasts. The Amazons, daughters of Ares, were the ones depicted as cutting off their right tit so they could pull a bow better.

Guido Sarducci · « **Reply #21 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 19:01 »

they cut off their own titties? How horrible. They should have been ashamed of themselves. A titty is not something to waste.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #22 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 19:18 »

Artemis had a boatload of titties. She was known, not so colloquially, as many-titted Artemis.

You're right, though, that she wasn't one of the apple-bitches. That was Hera.

Rocketman · « **Reply #23 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 19:34 »

Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 19 Feb 2009, 19:01

they cut off their own titties? How horrible. They should have been ashamed of themselves. A titty is not something to waste.

As an all-female society, they had a surplus of titty.

Guido Sarducci · « **Reply #24 on:** 19 Feb 2009, 21:00 »

you can never have a surplus of titty. If you have too much, you just send em over here. We know what to do with em.

athenamarz · « **Reply #25 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 11:09 »

Quote from: Rocketman on 19 Feb 2009, 17:21

Quote from: Surgoshan on 19 Feb 2009, 16:26
Athena's got no titties.

Athena's job was to kick ass. Go to Aphrodite if you want titties.

Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 19 Feb 2009, 17:13
athena is the goddess of heroic endevour. And hunting. And many erm...male things. She's sort of a dyke, in fact. She is often represented with no tiitties. None of this really matters, however. I just wanted to use you as an excuse to say titties. Such a friendly word, titties. Doesn't it make you want to jump about and smile and say find some to bounce around in your hands?

Athena was the goddess of wisdom and war. Artemis was the goddess of the hunt. Both were virgin goddesses and never had sex. Artemis actually turned a guy who peeped on her into a deer and had him get torn apart by his own dogs.

Athena turned a man to stone for spying on her while she bathed naked in a lake.

championofkhorne · « **Reply #26 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 11:52 »

naked titties

Guido Sarducci · « **Reply #27 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 13:10 »

naked wet titties.

Mallli_kite · « **Reply #28 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 13:25 »

Quote from: athenamarz on 20 Feb 2009, 11:09

Athena turned a man to stone for spying on her while she bathed naked in a lake.

Talk about stone balls...

Yep, fight was between Athena, Hera, and Aphrodite and led to the Trojan war.

Artemis was the twin of Apollo, Athena was born out of Zeus's head after he swallowed her mother, Metis. Hephaestus cleft his head open when he complained of terrible headaches (which was Metic making ARtemis's armor). Seems fair.

I suppose that Edith Hamilton's Mythology book left a small impression.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #29 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 17:23 »

Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 19 Feb 2009, 21:00

you can never have a surplus of titty. If you have too much, you just send em over here. We know what to do with em.

I'm curious; what exactly would you do with a severed tit in a box?

Guido Sarducci · « **Reply #30 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 17:51 »

put a bow on it and give it to a friend?

Mallli_kite · « **Reply #31 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 18:24 »

It would be sort of a blancmange, kinda, in a very sick way...

lolwut · « **Reply #32 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 18:25 »

a severed tit in a box?

i could have sex with it maybe?

Guido Sarducci · « **Reply #33 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 18:36 »

I am totally willing now and forever, to give you all the dismembered breasts I am given. Just please don't touch me or tell me what you do to them.

Norton Quintessential · « **Reply #34 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 18:44 »

This thread is frigging creepy.

Mallli_kite · « **Reply #35 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 18:46 »

I believe this is an appropriate moment to close my eyes, plug my ears, and sing LALALALALALALALALA very, very loudly.

Care to join me?

Rocketman · « **Reply #36 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 18:55 »

Quote from: Mallli_kite on 20 Feb 2009, 13:25

Hephaestus cleft his head open when he complained of terrible headaches (which was Metic making ARtemis's armor).

The version I heard was Poseidon cleft Zeus' head, and Hephaestus was born later when Hera got jealous that Zeus had a kid on his own and decided to have a kid by herself. Then she was all "damn, this baby's ugly" and threw him off Olympus.

Guido Sarducci · « **Reply #37 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 18:59 »

I thought Haephestus got thrown off Olympus. Lot of throwing of bodies off of Olympus going on...

Mallli_kite · « **Reply #38 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 19:06 »

Yes, Hephaetus was thrown out, but he was still an Olympian god, the god of smiths and inventors and crafts. He had a workshop under a volcano, and he made various magical things (Aphrodite's girdle and, I think, Zeus's thunderbolts). He occasionally returned to Olympus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hephaestus

Wikipedia has a pretty good synopsis. Most of my books are in storage now -- I was big on the myths when I was a teenager.

Rocketman · « **Reply #39 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 20:04 »

Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 20 Feb 2009, 18:59

I thought Haephestus got thrown off Olympus. Lot of throwing of bodies off of Olympus going on...

Yeah, that's who Hera threw off.

Guido Sarducci · « **Reply #40 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 20:15 »

yah, I got confused for a second there.

bicostp · « **Reply #41 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 20:23 »

If you hated that, you'll loathe this:

(Sorry but this thread was getting too serious and/or creepy.)

TheViscount · « **Reply #42 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 23:01 »

We were talking about tit-less women and mutilating and I wasn`t invited? What is this treachery?

Guido Sarducci · « **Reply #43 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 23:07 »

dood. You should start a thread.

TheViscount · « **Reply #44 on:** 20 Feb 2009, 23:18 »

Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 20 Feb 2009, 23:07

dood. You should start a thread.

Sometime, someday, when I have a more constructive topic than breast mutilation.

Mallli_kite · « **Reply #45 on:** 21 Feb 2009, 06:23 »

Eh, thread highjackery is a much more challenging line. And you can use grappling hooks!

Mr. Skawronska · « **Reply #46 on:** 21 Feb 2009, 07:06 »

Quote from: Mallli_kite on 21 Feb 2009, 06:23

Eh, thread highjackery is a much more challenging line. And you can use grappling hooks!

Oooo.

Graaaappling Hooks...

Ooooo....

S

Mallli_kite · « **Reply #47 on:** 21 Feb 2009, 07:16 »

Now if we could just perfect a real-world wrist launcher for the grappling hooks, we could go Batmanning all over the place, disturbing the peace mysteriously. I know Jamie of the Mythbusters worked on it, but then he didn't put in a release/reverse and smashed himself in the face.

Do you think Batman ever smashed himself in the face while working out the kinks in new gizmos?

sofiabailote · « **Reply #48 on:** 21 Feb 2009, 08:35 »

Quote from: Mallli_kite on 21 Feb 2009, 06:23

Eh, thread highjackery is a much more challenging line. And you can use grappling hooks!

Just don't use grappling hooks on Athena's titties!!

Mallli_kite · « **Reply #49 on:** 21 Feb 2009, 08:37 »

She'll never notice. She's one tough bitch. Besides, she has a breastplate.

GRAPPLING HOOKS! PITONS! And other climbing equipment.

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