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JD:


--- Quote from: fmylife.com ---Today, while working on a carpentry project with my friend at 2am, and enjoying some beers, I cut my hand and realized I needed medical attention. Neither of us being in driving shape, I knocked on my parents bedroom door to request a ride. I was told I had to wait for them to "finish." FML
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Awkward!

Yakob:

--- Quote from: FML ---Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

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This one definitely goes in the "not fucked, awesome" category.

michaelicious:
My pinky finger on my left hand has been asleep all day.

FML?

est:
oh man, this one:


--- Quote ---Today, I wanted to have a good lunch with my wife before fasting for my surgery which I may not survive, she decided getting her hair cut was more important. I ate alone. FML
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Metope:

--- Quote ---Today I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites- and ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML
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These people are clearly meant for each other.

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