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Dazed:

--- Quote ---Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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This is the worst thing.

Johnny C:
Doo doo-doo doo, doo doo-doo doo,
Fuck everything, fuck me
~Titus Andronicus, "Titus Andronicus," The Airing Of Grievances

Darkbluerabbit:

--- Quote from: Rupert Holmes ---Today I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites- and ended up meeting my own girlfriend. I read in her profile that we like the same alcoholic beverages though, so it's okay.
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Reed:

--- Quote ---Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
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I think this might be one of the saddest ones I've read so far.

Ozymandias:

--- Quote from: Darkbluerabbit on 22 Feb 2009, 18:46 ---
--- Quote from: Rupert Holmes ---Today I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites- and ended up meeting my own girlfriend. I read in her profile that we like the same alcoholic beverages though, so it's okay.
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You are a wonderful person.

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