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Fuck My Life
clockworkjames:
--- Quote from: Christophe on 23 Feb 2009, 08:42 ---I was a clever soft drink created by executives but apparently I wasn't market-friendly enough.
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Heh, this was in the ssx3 video game.
AND IT WAS AWESOME BECAUSE WHEN YOU WERE UPSIDE DOWN IT looKSED LIKE 7UP WOOOOOOOOOOOOO EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME!
McTaggart:
Oh man SSX.
Goddamn.
eddie:
--- Quote from: Dazed on 22 Feb 2009, 17:48 ---
--- Quote ---Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML
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This is the worst thing.
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After I'd finished going down on my girlfriend she got up and there was a skid mark on my sheets where she'd been sitting. FML
Trollstormur:
Today, God smote my home. As I was walking away, my wife turned and look back to where we had once lived, and before my eyes she turned into a pillar of salt. FML
Cartilage Head:
Today, I found out that my fifteen-year-old girlfriend is pregnant. I'm only thirteen! FML.
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