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MrBlu:

--- Quote from: Spluff on 24 Feb 2009, 00:55 ---Are you making a joke there or not? I can't tell.

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Would you like me to go outside, buy a 7-Up and take a picture of it...?

J-cob9000:

--- Quote ---Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML
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I know a chick who kneeled down to tie her shoe and while getting up, stepped on her finger and broke it.
Twice.


--- Quote ---Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML
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This as well.
I laugh at this so hard.

MrBlu:
Oh.

dnL...

Never heard of it.

Wolf:
What they stopped making dnL, Noooo. FML

JD:
I blog and no one cares about it. FML

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