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benji:
I have a cuckolding fetish. Fuck my wife.

Cartilage Head:
 It seems like a lot of the people who vote on the website hate two things, masturbating and using the internet for naughty stuff.

TheFuriousWombat:
I thought this one was pretty good:
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
 :lol:

jhocking:
best one I've read so far:
Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML

Jace:

--- Quote ---Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML
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