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Fuck My Life
Yakob:
oh man I forgot about that one. That is The Best One.
DonInKansas:
I called Directv a month in advance of moving to transfer my satellite and they told me the earliest they can get to me is two weeks AFTER the move. FML
MrBlu:
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML
There is no explaining to your children why that is wrong.
J-cob9000:
--- Quote from: benji on 25 Feb 2009, 09:13 ---I have a cuckolding fetish. Fuck my wife.
--- End quote ---
Oh. Haha. I so just got this. The FMW part.
And also.
"Today, I went to my friends house when his parents were out to smoke weed."
Punctuation?
BrilliantEraser:
--- Quote from: Midnight Umbreon on 24 Feb 2009, 16:51 ---
--- Quote ---Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML
--- End quote ---
I know a chick who kneeled down to tie her shoe and while getting up, stepped on her finger and broke it.
Twice.
--- End quote ---
I sneezed while standing at a counter in my kitchen. I doubled up, slammed my forehead into the counter, and then fell backwards in a sheer state of ohdeargodwtfjusthappened. I went to class with a massive bruise right across my face.
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