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Please, Just Let Me Die Already
Duchess Tapioca:
Dear Max,
I have read about your lady troubles on the internet. I would like to tell you about when ladies are not troubles.
When a lady loves you, she will do many things to show you she does. She may move very far to be with you, she will act on behalf of your best interests and most happiness, if she knows you like her there will be kisses, and she will not be dating gentlemen.
I would like to tell you from my experience, as a lady, that sometimes dating is very scary! Sometimes there are gentlemen who do not treat you well, and you find that they are not gentlemen at all. When this happens, it is sometimes hard to let them go, and harder to keep them away. It is easier when other gentlemen are present, especially if they are nice gentlemen. There is a time, which is a later time, when a lady may require supplementary qualities to niceness from a gentleman. She may want this gentleman to be available for kisses for a long time, even when she is old and wrinkly, and there will be love.
Perhaps at some later time the lady you fancy will find that you have all the necessary attributes to qualify you for the position of long-term kissing partner. It seems to me though, that she has not decided, and that you would like to have kisses now. Perhaps this lady is available for kisses now! (Or perhaps not.)
The point is to please not be sad about your lady friend. Love is not finding a person who is perfect and then kissing them and then being happy forever, the end. Love is not giving up a good job and spending money you don't have. Love is when both people do things to make each other happy, because they are sad when the other is sad. Love is a lot of trouble. Kisses, however, are not. With this lady or others there may be kisses. I recommend these kisses! I do not recommend getting punched in the tummy. It sounds like you might get punched in the tummy. This sometimes may happen when you kiss a lady who has been recently kissing a different gentleman, because of a temporary exclusive kissing contract. I wish you very much luck.
Cernunnos:
Dutchess! welcome back! I see your hiatus has not dimmed the strength of your boarding.
iamiam:
holy shit
iamiam:
this stupid thread was totally worth it just for this
welcome back leslie!!!!!!!!!!
imapiratearg:
--- Quote from: calenlass on 13 Aug 2009, 15:15 ---I miss my ex, a little.
Sigh.
--- End quote ---
Hey, me too! She tried to call me a couple nights ago. Not sure why, I ignored the call because I am in the angry stage and do not want to talk to her for a very long time. Especially if she just wants to complain about how shitty she's made her life lately and has no one else to talk to. Hrm.
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