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Please, Just Let Me Die Already
Bastardous Bassist:
SECONDED! On all of it.
phooey:
Hey guys!
I'm pretty lonely and spend a lot of time reminiscing and contemplating the abyss,* but I've decided that it's time to maybe get to know someone on an intimate level. Aside from my 3 Wolf Moon shirt, I was just wondering how I could entice attractive people of all varieties into my sleeping sack, beddings, or couch as the case may be. Do any of you irascible Casanovas have any hot tips or tricks for me next time I go out prowling? I have my own car, so all sorts of locales are open! I was thinking I could start with the mall, the beach, my grandmother's pool, the dressing room in the local H&M, but I'm not invested in any particular location, just so long as it has the honeys.
Much Obliged,
Phooey
*I don't like when it gazes also.
Bastardous Bassist:
I can't think of anything more effective than a 3 Wolf Moon shirt. Just go to the mall, grab a table at the food court, and look at all of the girls. If they make eye contact, then they like you, but they're testing you. Once eye contact is initiated, you must not be the one to break. They'll start coming over to your table soon.
ackblom12:
Just remember that if they arch their back, they're fair game.
Slick:
Unless they're also hissing, in which case the ached back is a sign they're about to pounce and remove your eyes from your face.
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