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Please, Just Let Me Die Already
phooey:
The help so far is appreciated, but I am not simply looking for a floozy to spend a night with. I may have misled you with my original post, but I am in reality looking for a person who is willing to put out and is physically attractive who will never leave me. I am looking for someone serious - life partner material. Since I was young, my steady diet of Rom-Dramedies have made it obvious that there is someone out there for everyone. As I see it, a very destitute woman can marry a man with money; a man who likes fellatio can marry a short, slobbery woman; a woman with bad skin can (and should!)l marry a man who has procured a lot of lotion; a man who likes condiments will find a dubious justice-of-the-peace to marry him to a facsimile woman crafted of relish and hommus. Not only are these life partners wonderful, but they also are absolutely necessary for some reason.
How and who should I pick and pursue to be my modestly-successful-but-not-overchieving lifemate?
evilbobthebob:
Well, no-one here can really tell you who, unless they believe they are that person.
phooey:
In my experience, the boarders here have given sage advice even in matters where they cannot profess to have much knowledge. I was hoping there was some sort of Konami code to finding a loved one, but I'm afraid gamefaqs hasn't been very helpful either. If you can help, I will take your advice, but failing that, I have a survey and obstacle course prepared, just in case.
evilbobthebob:
At the risk of looking like an idiot, I assume you're joking about the cheat codes and obstacle course... :-P
I guess I definitely can't help you with the how, because I have enough trouble with that myself, but the who...well, in my experience (Disclaimer: I don't have much experience) you have to find someone who makes you happy, and at the same time you want them to be happy all the time. In the best case scenario, this person feels the same about you, and then you've probably found that life partner. To be really clichéd about love, you'll know it when you find it.
Dimmukane:
If dating shows had obstacle courses I would totally do them.
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