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Please, Just Let Me Die Already
phooey:
Have you considered a move to Japan lately?
Coward:
Hmm.
I had heard that doing the following is a surefire method of success, certainly if you intend on being in Japan:
- Set yourself a time limit of 100 days.
- Spend each of those days either studying at school, working out at the gym, or doing 'errands' to earn cash.
- After a period of time, approach a female student from your college likely to be impressed by your daily efforts.
- Ask her out on a date. If she agrees take her to any one of several locations including a woodland sauna, a strip club, or outer space.
- Repeat several times. Be prepared to part with several lavish gifts and answer the same questions over and over again.
- At day 100 true love should follow.
Simples.
Tyler:
I want a doctor to take your picture, so I can look at you from inside as well.
You've got me turning up and turning down, and turning in and turning 'round.
JD:
--- Quote from: onewheelwizzard on 20 Aug 2009, 17:11 ---This isn't really relationship advice, or a call for it, but the sex I had last night resulted in me having a 5-minute orgasm. It was completely unbelievable. I got my world seriously rocked.
Oh, yeah. Mixtapes. Um, I should do that more often.
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Did you sound like this?
Actually, the mental image makes me giggle.
Edit: best pagebreak
öde:
--- Quote from: ackblom12 on 24 Aug 2009, 13:45 ---Just remember that if they arch their back, they're fair game.
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Thanks for reminding me of this gem!
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