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Please, Just Let Me Die Already
Ozymandias:
You know, I think douches and bags are two separate circles, and a douchebag is a subset of bags. Hold on, let me diagram this in UML.
See, Douchebags are a type of bag and an essential part of a douche. Russians, meanwhile, are a type of douchebag.
nobo:
Ozy, I think you hit the nail right on the head with that diagram.
20 jazz funk greats:
--- Quote from: nobo on 17 Mar 2009, 15:15 ---well, he is russian, and all russians are douchebags.
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KvP:
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--- Quote from: nobo on 17 Mar 2009, 15:15 ---well, he is russian, and all russians are douchebags.
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Inlander:
In my experience Russians are douchebags until such time as you manage to communicate with them. If you can't speak the same language as them then they'll walk over your broken body if it's between them and the subway ticket office. But if, while they're doing so, you manage to croak out in Russian "please help me", they'll suddenly drop everything and drive you to the ambulance in their crappy little Russian car and personally make sure you get a room and medical attention.
But that might just be St. Petersburgians.
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