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Shane teaches you how to become a better golfer

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valley_parade:
Because I said I was going to, here it is.

Do you golf? Have you ever thought about golfing? Do you think it's a stupid idea and a waste of time? (Fuck yourself if you do)

I am here to teach you how to become as good as a professional golfer. Feel free to ask questions.




(hint: Step one is to dress ridiculously. The more argyle you wear, the more you are likely to succeed in your golfing endeavors.)

If you manage to step foot on a golf course wearing head-to-toe argyle, they WILL reward you with cute golfing ladies. Like this one.

Barmymoo:
How does one hit a golf ball?

öde:
Hard.

valley_parade:

--- Quote from: Barmymoo on 01 Mar 2009, 10:39 ---How does one hit a golf ball?

--- End quote ---

Excellent question, May.

With the ball on the ground, select a club from your bag (usually not the putter). Stand next to the ball, with it placed a few feet in front of you. Grip the club with the big part facing towards the ground. Draw the club back, and then forward again, so that the big part of the club makes contact with the golf ball. DO NOT FORGET TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH YOUR SWING.

It won't go very far if you forget that last bit.

the_pied_piper:
Step 2, become Jesus-like.

Jesus Golfs

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