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Shane teaches you how to become a better golfer

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Masterbainter:
hard is perfectly fine, as long as you are relaxed and focused while doing so.

valley_parade:

--- Quote from: Masterbainter on 01 Mar 2009, 10:43 ---hard is perfectly fine, as long as you are relaxed and focused while doing so.

--- End quote ---

In my years of golfing, I find the best way to get into a state of proper relaxation and focus is to drink heavily both before and during golf.

However, stay relaxed. If you're trying too hard to put a good swing on the ball, you're likely going to hit it poorly and become the laughingstock of your golfing group.

Masterbainter:
you know it's almost wierd how much a couple beers will help you with recreational sports.

Do you prefer caddying yourself or golf cart?

valley_parade:
The last time I drove a golf cart, I crashed into a tree. I find carrying your bag is a rewarding exercise. Of course, it makes it harder to carry a drink.

Step three: No matter what Mark Twain said, golf is a sport. Remember to stretch before golfing (and in between drinking). Here is an example of how to stretch, using a golf club.



Make sure your wallet doesn't fall out of your trousers, as this bloke's is. Then you won't have money to buy new clubs or balls.

Gemmwah:
That is a bloke? That is a very unnatural position for a man to be in.

Stretching!

Furrrrst, ve stretch dis way:



Zen, ve stretch dis way:



Zen ve get into groooops, and stretch dis way:



GOD DEMMIT, not soooo fast. You vil never make good golfer eef you go det queekly.

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