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Shane teaches you how to become a better golfer

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Gurkburk:
Shane, when will you teach me to become a better lover?

tania:
shane, how do i become a better gopher?

Carl Spackler:
I work at a golf course.  I have license to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.  Gophers, they're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong.  But this gopher, it won't die.  Dynamite, drugs, drowning, guns.  Nothing.  No results.

How do I kill this gopher?

And that's all she wrote.

valley_parade:
Mr. Spackler, I'd suggest a shotgun. Or the head of an oversized driver at a rapid velocity.

Cinderella story, 18th hole at Augusta...ISSINNAHOLE!

valley_parade:

--- Quote from: Gurkburk on 01 Mar 2009, 14:09 ---Shane, when will you teach me to become a better lover?

--- End quote ---

That's an entirely different thread. And Tania, I would start by avoiding Mr. Spackler here. He is out to kill gophers.

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