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Christophe:
Dear Shane,

I got kicked off the course for playing every hole like it was a game of billiards, also because my friend got caught fucking the owner's wife. Isn't billiard golfing considered a valid form of playing golf now?

Regards,
Christopher

valley_parade:
I believe you can get away with it at a putt-putt course. Actual golf courses are far too long for this sort of shenanigans (not the wife fucking).

KickThatBathProf:
Dear Shane,

Please explain more types of putt-putt shenanigans.

Best Wishes,
KTBP

valley_parade:
Due to the small-size of putt-putt courses and the care-free nature of the sport, there are many possible shenanigans.

The most obvious is to compete at putt-putt under the influence.

Others include: doing every shot with your eyes closed, playing the entire course left handed, match play strip putt-putt, using your foot instead of a putter, not keeping score (which I mentioned earlier), and yelling "FORE!" after every putt.

ledhendrix:
Dear shane,

In the event of mass zombie outbreak on the golf course, which club would be the best to keep, and is picking off zombies at long distance acceptable practise?

Yours gratefully

Robbie

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