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Shit that should not exist-- inanimate objects edition
edwinalink:
--- Quote from: Ballard on 13 Mar 2009, 23:04 ---
--- Quote from: thecabbler on 13 Mar 2009, 05:54 ---
--- Quote from: benji on 12 Mar 2009, 17:28 ---Just make sure you can do at least 50 things for her that the sex toy can't and you should be fine.
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i'm pretty sure that she can't cuddle with it afterwards...so that's definitely a win...also it can't bring her vanilla chai lattes when she's sick...yet
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Sorry man.
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that was the best peice of sex toy related humor I've seen in 3 days...no, make that a week.
MrBlu:
Grapefruit Juice? No.
Grapefruit Soda? Yes.
Slick:
--- Quote from: Caspian on 08 Mar 2009, 08:13 ---
--- Quote from: Shadic on 06 Mar 2009, 17:03 ---And hell, this in general:
[image]hummer[/image]
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I know this car does scream "I am compensating for my small, pinky-finger sized penis" but honestly, these things are pretty much unbeatable off road. Not quite as useless as people think. Of course, it's pointless driving one around the city.
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No, actually. Unless it is a proper hummer it is really a mediocre over-weight turd. The hummer in that picture was bright yellow, ergo it is not an unbeatable off-road vehicle.
raoullefere:
--- Quote from: Hat on 12 Mar 2009, 23:34 ---The idea of canine auto-eroticism* pornography bothers me substantially more than the idea of a love doll for dogs in itself.
Why did you even point that out.
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We must, all of us, confront the evils of this world. Even the disgusting ones. Or perhaps I'm an ineffable bastard. Take your pick.
--- Quote from: Ballard on 13 Mar 2009, 23:04 ---Sorry man.
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Somehow that may* me feel loads better. Not that I'm in competition with a dildo, of course.
--- Quote from: Slick on 14 Mar 2009, 00:57 ---it is really a mediocre over-weight turd.
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A succinct definition of far too many SUVs. These are really more like mini-vans with whopping, thirsty engines and jacked-up suspension systems that confer the ability to crush 'shorter' cars in what might otherwise be a fenderbender (no, not a good thing) and do a rollover with the help of a good stiff breeze.
Edit: *made, dammit.
Spluff:
--- Quote from: Slick on 14 Mar 2009, 00:57 ---
--- Quote from: Caspian on 08 Mar 2009, 08:13 ---
--- Quote from: Shadic on 06 Mar 2009, 17:03 ---And hell, this in general:
[image]hummer[/image]
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I know this car does scream "I am compensating for my small, pinky-finger sized penis" but honestly, these things are pretty much unbeatable off road. Not quite as useless as people think. Of course, it's pointless driving one around the city.
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No, actually. Unless it is a proper hummer it is really a mediocre over-weight turd. The hummer in that picture was bright yellow, ergo it is not an unbeatable off-road vehicle.
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It depends. Obviously the Humvee (military use) is very goodl. The civilian models, branded as the Hummer, vary. The Hummer H1 is a good off road vehicle, and the only one of the civilian models to actually be based upon the humvee. The H2 (which I believe is the one pictured) is awful, and the the H3 isn't bad.
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