Topic: Shit that should not exist-- inanimate objects edition (Read 96942 times)

bicostp · « **Reply #200 on:** 17 Mar 2009, 14:42 »

Correction: The only iPod-specific accessories that should exist are stereos and those 2 piece hard plastic cases that protect everything but the controls. I have one of those cases on my 2 gig Nano from 2006 and it still looks like new. (The case is all scratched up from being in my pocket, but that's easily solved with some car polishing compound. But, as long as the screen area isn't scratched to the point where you can't read the screen at all, what does it matter?

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #201 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 12:41 »

How about AK-47s, IEDs, and RPG-7s. None of those things should exist.

Verergoca · « **Reply #202 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 12:55 »

Eh, if they didnt exist, humanity would probably fall back onto the much more civilized Sharp Pointy Stick...

Alex C · « **Reply #203 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 12:57 »

I'd agree to that provided we make an exemption for this weapon if it is ever successfully produced.

Metope · « **Reply #204 on:** 18 Mar 2009, 13:00 »

Quote from: bicostp on 17 Mar 2009, 14:42

Correction: The only iPod-specific accessories that should exist are stereos and those 2 piece hard plastic cases that protect everything but the controls. I have one of those cases on my 2 gig Nano from 2006 and it still looks like new. (The case is all scratched up from being in my pocket, but that's easily solved with some car polishing compound. But, as long as the screen area isn't scratched to the point where you can't read the screen at all, what does it matter?

What about this one?

Not only does it keep the iPod from getting scratched up, the case itself never gets scratched up either and it looks incredibly awesome.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #205 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 03:33 »

Old rubber bands. Those that lost all stretch and usefulness and are just very dirty and awful. Those should not exist.

Allybee · « **Reply #206 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 08:23 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 13 Mar 2009, 20:23

Allybee is always Phillipe

hey tommy, why do I always gotta be phillipe? can I be lyle for a few days

Cernunnos · « **Reply #207 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 09:00 »

Naw, ally. Drunken Khar is totally lyle.

Jace · « **Reply #208 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 09:03 »

Kris your thumb looks gigantic in that picture.

Metope · « **Reply #209 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 10:00 »

What can I say, I'm all thumbs.

Patrick · « **Reply #210 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 11:01 »

Things that should not exist: time differences. It pisses me off that I cannot talk to my girlfriend when it is convenient for both of us. Either I'm waking her up or I'm keeping her from going to bed, and so I would rather inconvenience myself, but goddddddfiosmemgsioemrg it is frustrating.

Avec · « **Reply #211 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 11:28 »

You guys live in different countries...?

SirJuggles · « **Reply #212 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 11:34 »

Avec, he's doing a reality-type show on the other side of the world for a few months. Hence, the suckage.

raoullefere · « **Reply #213 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 18:32 »

Patrick, that's getting awfully close to the "willing reality out of existence" thing.

Avec · « **Reply #214 on:** 19 Mar 2009, 18:52 »

Little off subject, but I'm curious as to the location. Inform us, Patrick.

Jace · « **Reply #215 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 02:03 »

Avec, have you read the blog thread at all? I was sure that he mentioned it in there. I don't know how much he wants to reveal, but he is in Southern Europe and she is in the Northern North America.

Patrick · « **Reply #216 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 03:38 »

Actually I am not on the planet at all

Shit I did not mean to threadjack

Quote from: raoullefere on 19 Mar 2009, 18:32

that's getting awfully close to the "willing reality out of existence" thing.

I will not deny this in the slightest

David_Dovey · « **Reply #217 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 03:45 »

Quote from: Jeans on 20 Mar 2009, 02:23

He's in Turkey. The program he's participating in is a Yağlı güreş contest, which is why everyone wants to see youtube films of him.

Quote from: Wikipedia

Originally, matches had no set duration and could go on for one or two days, until one man was able to establish superiority

Jeebus.

edwinalink · « **Reply #218 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 05:49 »

the peice of shit that sent me this

Hello
My name is Rose,Am from Bentin Illinos,Am new to this Site someone directed me there and when i saw your Item on (jeepforum.com) and your comment am interested in purchasing it,however i want you to tell me more about the Item you posted,also i want you to resend me the pics..My form of payment is a Cashier Check Or Money Order...I will responsible for the shipping and Handling and it would be added to the payment you would receive ok?So the remain money will be transfer to my shipper because am paying you from my Salary pay check..
I guess my shipper can come to you for the pick up?

How much is the final asking price?

If you are ok with this kindly email me your full:

Name:
Address:
City:
State:
Zip Code:
Phone Number:

As soon as this is provided i will issue and mail out the payment and it will delivered to you the second day you send your address because it is second day delivery, unfailingly via Fedex or UPS mail.
Thanks and God bless you.

and i was dumb enough to give my phne number, last name and address to the person

edwinalink · « **Reply #219 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 06:19 »

no I am selling my jeep on a forum and they got me through my ad.

I am (rightfully)feeling like such a dumbass right now.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #220 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 06:39 »

What the hell are you talking about?

edwinalink · « **Reply #221 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 06:45 »

scam emails

are shit that should not exist.

pwhodges · « **Reply #222 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 07:13 »

I think some people read spam emails with their eyes closed, and the spammers know it. How could anyone write the following with a straight face?

Quote

Some customers have been receiving an email claiming to be from Barclays advising them to follow a link to what appear to be a Barclays web site, where they are prompted to enter their personal Online Banking details. Barclays is in no way involved with this email and the web site does not belong to us.

Barclays is proud to announce about their new updated secure system. Due to the recent update of the servers, you are requested to please update your account info at the following link:

or this:

Quote

Dear Friend,
GREETINGS FROM THE UK HOUSE OF PARLIAMENT
I am Diane Abbott MP.

[...]

If you receive a version of this email, which claims to be from Diane Abbott MP and may mention a "charitable" or "profitable project", ignore immediately as it is not from me nor anyone connected to me.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #223 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 07:45 »

Quote from: edwinalink on 20 Mar 2009, 06:45

scam emails

So you were scammed into telling someone your name, address, and phone number?

edwinalink · « **Reply #224 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 08:01 »

Like a retard that just discovered the internet yesterday.

yep.

though only my last name, address and phone nuber

snalin · « **Reply #225 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 08:06 »

I give them.... 4 hours before they have your social security number, access to your visa and a week to get a copy of your passport.

edwinalink · « **Reply #226 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 08:09 »

its a real possibility.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #227 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 08:09 »

Literally thousands of people and organisations have my name, address, and phone number. I'm not sure how hard it is to look up the information but I doubt it would take a team of geniuses and a supercomputer. Why does everyone freak out about their 'personal details' not being a secret?

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #228 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 08:13 »

You know another really easy way to get someone's name, address and phone number?

The motherfucking phone book.

benji · « **Reply #229 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 09:11 »

I was at this pub last night, and there was the gorgeous woman. We started talking talking about our shared love for Barry White. Everything was going great until she asked for my name and phone number. "I'd like to continue this conversation with dinner and a bottle of wine at my place sometime," indeed. Try to steal my identity will she!

Honestly, though, the worst you're going to get is junk mail and telemarketing calls.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #230 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 10:41 »

It's not like you gave this person your social security number or bank account number. Just relax maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Ozymandias · « **Reply #231 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 11:01 »

Quote from: Jeans on 20 Mar 2009, 02:23

He's in Turkey. The program he's participating in is a Yağlı güreş contest, which is why everyone wants to see youtube films of him.

...epic moustaches in this sport.

Inlander · « **Reply #232 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 18:19 »

I think that's more a Turkish thing than a Turkish Wrestling thing.

edwinalink · « **Reply #233 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 18:33 »

Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 20 Mar 2009, 08:13

You know another really easy way to get someone's name, address and phone number?

The motherfucking phone book.

my bank and credit union said that, only with a giggle and the motherfucking part was said with their eyes.

but i feel better now!

raoullefere · « **Reply #234 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 19:09 »

I was wondering how the discussion of ID theft fit into the thread, then it hit me:

ID numbers
Marketing Lists
accessible databases of personal info
Bank accounts
The internet as is

But, of course, if these things didn't exist, then my earlier fear that we might all disappear when it was posted might come true. po

raoullefere · « **Reply #235 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 19:10 »

of
So I take it back.

Did we all blink out of existence for a second?

Brought to you by the Campaign to Move Raoullefere Beyond Beyonce

Patrick · « **Reply #236 on:** 20 Mar 2009, 23:19 »

Most kinds of porn shouldn't exist. I mean, to each their own in some cases, but scat fetishes? Really?

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #237 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 08:05 »

Why not? It's fucking sick.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #238 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 08:15 »

Quote from: Scrambled Egg Machine on 22 Mar 2009, 08:05

Why not? It's fucking sick.

So is any kind of sex outside of marriage. It should be banned.

tania · « **Reply #239 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 08:40 »

those homosexuals and their goddamn agenda, it's disgusting

KharBevNor · « **Reply #240 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 12:55 »

Quote from: tania on 22 Mar 2009, 08:40

those homosexuals and their goddamn agenda, it's disgusting

We're moving you up the list, sunshine.

snalin · « **Reply #241 on:** 22 Mar 2009, 13:08 »

Next on topic: people who don't like

Quote from: Jeans on 22 Mar 2009, 08:52

in flames

We don't really need those.

Scrambled Egg Machine · « **Reply #242 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 13:39 »

Quote from: Jeans on 22 Mar 2009, 08:13

In your eyes, sure. But it doesn't hurt you or affect you negatively, so it's none of your business.

Well, true. Disregard my earlier post, I am a dickhead.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #243 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 16:46 »

Yeah, kinda. But at least you had the cajones to admit that you were being harsh. I think everyone should be accepted for who they are!

Except for my sister.

raoullefere · « **Reply #244 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 17:39 »

Quote from: Scrambled Egg Machine on 23 Mar 2009, 13:39

I am a dickhead.

Well, your Avatar does support that. Literally a robo-dick head, I suppose.

Meanwhile...

What the HELL is going on here? How did we get from inanimate objects to sex?
*whisper whisper*
Oh. Okay, I get that.
Well, still, be careful. One of you is going to will sex out of existence. Trust me, none of us want that. At the very least, all we'd have to talk about then are our bowel movements.

Vent on the inanimate only, please. Let politics and biological functions get their own threads. Like, almost every other freaking thread on the forum.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #245 on:** 23 Mar 2009, 23:57 »

Styrene diffuser panels for fluorescent lights.

Yugos.

Diet books.

allison · « **Reply #246 on:** 24 Mar 2009, 00:03 »

uncomfortable wrist-supports on keyboards.

Ballard · « **Reply #247 on:** 24 Mar 2009, 00:30 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 23 Mar 2009, 23:57

Yugos.

Yugos are fucking great unless you are forced to drive one.

They provide entertainment. I am glad that they exist.

Patrick · « **Reply #248 on:** 24 Mar 2009, 06:26 »

Dude Yugos are the coolest fucking cars ever, I want one. I see those things all the time here and I really really really want to buy one (I could probably afford one, I have like $50 so I should be set) and take it back to the States when I move back.

Something that shouldn't exist: soap operas.

Josefbugman · « **Reply #249 on:** 24 Mar 2009, 09:12 »

self help books.

You should either try and help yourself, or help your friends, you should not simply give money to some perma-tanned, teeth whitened, manipulative gitwizard who claims that you can get ahead in life through lying your way to the top.

On the same note "dating" books, partially for me because they take away any mystery and rommance about the whole thing, and partially because there is just something wrong about them, its like they are the Great Old Ones of the literature world.

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